The Luv Doc

After a year of relative celibacy, everyone deserves a nice roll in the hay.

Nobody wants to slam margs with a shitbag carrier

A strong case for an easier language like Mandarin

The problem with neighbors is that some of them are unneighborly

Three strikes and you might be the messiah

Was it hatred that melted several million cubic feet of snow?

Dream-chasing is a baller move

Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

Either you’re delighted by fart bubbles or you’re not.

Being broken up with is hard.

Is not a rose nor does it smell like one

There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.