The Luv Doc

A gateway to a very dark shame spiral

The DPS never sends out Amber Alerts at 1am.

People who don’t have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest

The guy exactly no woman wants to date

You can’t take away something’s purpose without some reflexive pushback

Maybe “Junior Johnson” could be the sequel?

The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones

Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.

Where U at?

Otherwise known as reactive immobility

Would a moat increase your property value?