The Luv Doc

A leg shaker, not a plan maker

It’s unhealthy to obsess over your least attractive feature

An insignificant linguistic nuance

Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.

Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem

There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock

People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs

The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace

Also, a tip of the hat to humiliation as well

The kind of memory that burns brightly for all eternity