MLK would have said to SCOTUS: "Slow down on that quest for social justice!"

Russia’s givin’ us twirl, China’s givin’ us Ozzie and Harriet, and Central Texas is givin’ us some stank, as your AggreGAYtor twizzles on the ice.

The Good

The Bad

The Fugly

  • A Minnesota philosophy professor gets righteously confused as she concern trolls (also known as “Just Asking Questions,” or JAQing off) marriage advocates. Thankfully there’s a nice, smart gay man willing to straighten her out.

  • Same-sex marriage in Australia? What’s next, man-on-dog marriage?

It Came from the Tubes

 

  • And thanks to Texas Freedom Network, masturbating fetuses!

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