Mr. Smarty Pants

‘None but the dead have free speech,’ etc.

Mayo on lobster, Faulkner on the Kentucky Derby, and more on more

Sinatra loved electric trains, right-handed products kill left-handed people, etc.

Strangers as friends, the first nachos, and more

Elvis Presley, Mulder and Scully, etc.

Barney Gumble, space toilets, and more

Holy water vending machine, red-headed Lucille Ball, etc.

Orchidometer, polystyrene cups, Liz Taylor, etc.

A hypothesized planet, a triple-double season, and more

Liquid lasers, comic books, and other stuffs

Lincoln, ‘sheep-dipping,’ Beaver, etc.