Mr. Smarty Pants

Vampire bats, watermelon, and more to sink your teeth into

Sponges instead of toilet paper, Elvis’ diet, and more

Buick vs. Mercedes-Benz, lithium-ion batteries vs. gasoline, and more

Theodore Roosevelt, Freddie Mercury, pigeon poop, etc.

Superman vs. the KKK, Sinatra vs. whiskey, and more vs. more

Sir Isaac Newton, krummhorn, celery, and more to chew on

Hugh Hefner’s bunny, Fred Flintstone’s mustache, and more

What do Madonna, Hillary Clinton, and Geena Davis have in common?

Taste buds, cheesecake, the Pledge of Allegiance, etc.

PowerPoint, ditchweed, pink hair, and more

Lewis Carroll, caraway seeds, Geronimo, and more

Liz Taylor, the Beatles, inventor of the Pringles can, etc.