Abraham Lincoln loved animals.

“Sheep dipping” is a practice in the intelligence community in which a person has duplicate sets of records created – one real and one fake.

Leave It to Beaver was the first TV show to show a toilet tank (a baby alligator was hiding in it). But the toilet seat was not shown. Apparently 1960s TV was not ready for that.

According to the historical tables, federal revenues will only make up 14.4% of the gross domestic product this year – the lowest percentage since 1950.

According to a 1959 issue of the Scientology magazine Ability, “neither Buddha nor Jesus Christ were [Operating Thetans], according to the evidence. They were just a shade above Clear.”

This article appears in March 4 • 2011.

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