Oh Soulja Boy, where will it end?
Having crunk dat (or is it cranked dat?) on everyone from your grandpa to Barney and Spongebob Squarepants (to say the very least), the fleet-footed enfant terrible of ringtone rap is showing no signs of stopping. He’s now set his sights on an entire sports team – and the Longhorns are more than willing to comply. Let’s roll tape from their game at Central Florida two weeks back. Crank dat camera phone:

Now watch me YOOOOOOOU! Now watch me YOOOOOOOU!
This article appears in September 21 • 2007.
