Nick Offerman and SXSW's Janet Pierson in 2012 Credit: Photo by Jana Birchum

To be perfectly honest, we’d watch Nick Offerman watch paint dry, but this is so, so much better.

You love him in Parks and Recreation, you loved him in Somebody Up There Likes Me, and now, you can love him even more.

Team Coco posted a video this morning titled “Nick Offerman from ‘Parks and Recreation’ Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities,” and it definitely delivers. From Katy Perry to Carly Rae Jepsen and Amanda Bynes, you can hear Offerman reading choice lines about frozen yogurt, naps, and “my bitches” as he performs tasks around a wood shop. Best part yet? This is volume 8, so when you’re no longer doubled over laughing, sit back up and sift through the previous seven editions.

This article appears in May 10 • 2013.

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