Hallströms latest is fine but unambitious, content with what it is an arthouse trifle for the masses, with tricornered hats, corsets, and powdered wigs, a charming re-creation of 1750s Venice, musings on horseback about true and false love, a semihistorical basis, and ever so many ostensibly delightful romantic misapprehensions. Its characters do not have elaborately developed inner lives: They are the Prissy One (Natalie Dormer); the Lovelorn Guy Who Sits in the Window (Charlie Cox, who is evidently a popular beefcake in the UK); the Fat Dude from Genoa who sells lard, of course (poor Platt); the Hot Widow (Olin); the Righteous Chick (Miller). And then theres the real guy, Casanova (Ledger). And the seething Bishop Pucci (Irons), who wants Casanova executed for fornication and heresy or something. There you go. Mix and match and youll probably arrive at a close approximation of the story, which is one of those complex but boring parlor farce thingies. Aspects of the production are awfully PBS, and Hallströms direction is as sunny and bland as K-TEL. But hes still wonderful with his actors, and the ensemble cast is excellent, although Miller seems perilously unproven in this company. Ledger (Brokeback Mountain) inhabits the role of historys famed horndog with ease and obvious delight. Hes the kind of damnable bastard women like because something indescribable in our brains, else our loins, makes us like him even though he is clearly a Very Bad Idea smug, lying with a smile, has lots of aliases. Best is Ledgers interplay with his valet, played by British-Iranian comic Omid Djalili, who is a lovely, Fellini-esque foil. (They are the real couple in the film.) His name isnt on the poster, but Djalili far outshines big-ticket Irons, whos so cartoonishly evil that the movie actually appears to be bilking the Inquisition for brainless laughs. (Mel Brooks, on the other hand, isnt brainless.) Im confident that I wont see two actors work together onscreen this beautifully for the rest of the year, and certainly not in a comedy. The standout star is Platt, who takes his schlemiel fat-guy role and becomes a grand, ursine figure who believably slaps down the Pope Squad effortlessly in fight scenes; hes ruthlessly ribbed for his weight as if the very concept of fat people who dont look like supermodels is the funniest thing ever, but hes so warm and real, like his heart is beating through his chest, that he cant be squeezed into a crude gag. (Nobody makes a schlemiel out of Platt.) Hallströms camera only comes to life during Platts transformation, depicting him with the backlit grandeur and stately composition of his characters commissioned portrait. We see him just as the woman (Olin, Hallströms obviously cherished wife) who falls in love with him sees him. In these scenes theres so much said visually and dramatically about love that its a shame the characters are kept so busy elsewhere publishing pamphlets (onscreen pamphleteering is really the cheapest form of exposition) and tumbling comically into canals.
This article appears in 2005.
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