If A Thousand Words formula seems familiar, thats because writer Steve Koren has tripped down this quasi-metaphysical path before in Bruce Almighty and Click. In brief: Clueless guy meets magical/mystical/religious force. Antics ensue, followed by a dark night of the soul and finally salvation. Here, the clueless guy is Eddie Murphys Jack McCall, a fast-talking Hollywood literary agent trying to sign a spiritual guru named Dr. Sinja (Curtis). Jack lies through his teeth to land the client, which is generally not something you should do to a holy man, especially when theres a vengeful Bodhi tree nearby with which to make an accidental blood pact. Or something. Jacks fate becomes linked with the trees. For every word he says, the tree loses a leaf; every leaf the tree loses, Jack comes closer to lifes end. A thousand leaves equals a thousand words, then its curtains for Jack. The idea of Murphy, that famously motormouthed actor, suddenly tongue-tied is not a punchy enough punch line to carry a whole film, and Korens insubstantial comic set-pieces, perfunctorily staged by Murphys Norbit director Brian Robbins, overly rely on the audiences fondness (mostly absent) for Murphys elastic-faced overemoting. But the films ungainly transition from yuk-yuk comedy to chest-beating drama works in Murphys favor. As his Jack quiets, so does the actor, and it becomes easier to hear the films ham-fisted but not unworthy message about the path to inner peace.
This article appears in March 16 • 2012.
