"I'm surfing screaming cowabunga – Totally dude!" Credit: Photo courtesy APD Public Information Office

Party like a bank robber: The Public Information Office at the APD just sent out this photo of the bank robbery suspect from the Wells Fargo Bank on July 10. And dude wasn’t just looking for the short cash, he’s thinking longer-term. Like endorsements. The PIO crew says the robber was clad in a “skateboarding clothing line that we would like for the public to review.” Well, that just narrows it down to the entire Warped Tour, doesn’t it?

Click on the picture to your right and you’ll see a vision of felonious dudeness clad in Quicksilver and DC Skateboarding gear. (Having not ventured into a Journey’s since the Clinton administration, we’re not sure what “Cirro’s Raymondetta shoes” are.)

This article appears in July 20 • 2007.

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