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1) Have the baby.
2) Seriously, have the baby. God wants you to.
3) Have the baby: If you don’t, you’re going to hell.
4) Have the baby. Who cares if it’s your dad’s?
5) Have the baby.
6) Have the baby; you do the deed, you pay the price – that’s life!
7) Stop being so selfish: Have the baby.
8) Have the baby.
9) Four heads, five heads – hey, that’s just more kiddo to love: Have the baby.
10) Don’t have sex.
This article appears in 2006.
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