Sorry, couldn’t resist that headline. Actually, they want them as pages for this weekend’s Senatorial District 14 convention. Here’s what they e-mailed me:

Earn Good Citizenship or Community Service Hours!
Meet Famous People! Get Autographs!
Learn How Our Political System Works!
Make a Difference! Have Fun!

Young people are needed to serve as Pages for the Republican Senatorial District 14 Convention. They will assist the Convention Chairman and the Sergeant of Arms by carrying messages to and from the committees, aiding delegates and alternates to find their seats; passing out paperwork, greeting Candidates and other Dignitaries, and other duties as assigned.

Pages are needed next Saturday, March 29 between 7:25 AM and approximately 4:00 PM. (Additional pages are needed for a few hours during the pre-convention committee meetings on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday evenings this week.) You will receive recognition and a certificate for the number of Convention hours earned.

Pages must be at least 13 years old and have permission from their parents to work at least 6 hours. Free pizza will be provided on Saturday. Bring your own drinks. Parents and other adults who want to help are also invited.

SIGN UP: data@legacypac.org or Donna Harp 512-554-5571 cell or Kandy Johnson at kandyo@msn.com.

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