…on a cell phone, frantically asking, “Where should I go right now?”
“This feels so good.”
“It was fun to do.”
“It was so balanced, and I think that really resonated with the voters!”
To anyone who will look, Wynn shows his copy of the new National Geographic Traveler, naming Austin “the best little city in America.” “It’s a play on Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” he excitedly explains, “but we’re the only city in America that made the list,” he gushes. Best to keep your cool, Mayor, as not to frighten off the alluring constituent by his side… who seems to have taken grooming tips from Malibu Stacy. Who just left Joe’s Bar and Grill with him…
This article appears in November 3 • 2006.