It's all a conspiracy! Credit: Photo by Wells Dunbar

Here’s one for the Infowarriors and “truthers” in the comments section to wrap their heads around (please, Louis; don’t feed them any more!): In the Pink tips us to the fact that KXAN found federal homeland security plans for a border-crossing stationin their Dumpster.

First conspiracy theory tying in Jim Spencer’s weather-controlling machine gets a free T-shirt.

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