We just spotted this in the “Shot in the Dark” section of the Chronicle’s personal ads:

Please Legislate and Govern Me

You: Passing out bills and giving me chills all over the Senate floor. Me: A Gallery Guy requesting passage to engrossment. ‘Clack’

When: Monday, April 27, 2009

Where: Texas Senate Floor

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

“Passage to engrossment” – man, that’s smooth.

This article appears in May 8 • 2009.

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