Rabbit Punching

On the Chinese calendar, SXSW, born March 1987, is a Fire Rabbit. According to www.chinese.astrology.com, those born under the element of fire, which also governs our current year of the Pig, burn through life with “fierce charm, impulsive enthusiasm, and restless emotions.” Rabbits are “extremely popular and have a wide circle of family and friends.” This year “could be a good year if you are in business,” and as for relationships, “passion runs deep; there is a strong chance of finding a new love.” Proceed with caution, though: “With all the Fire around, you could be susceptible to minor accidents if you try to keep up with the hectic pace.” Sound like anyone, or anything, you know?

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