The Big 80’s Christmas
(Rhino) When Billy Squier clangs his way through the trebly Fender twang of opener “Christmas Is the Time to Say ‘I Love You,'” The Big 80’s doesn’t seem like such a dreck decade after all. That’s when the Queen himself, Freddie Mercury, gets reverential on “Thank God It’s Christmas,” which segues into the Pretenders’ maudlin “2000 Miles.” David Bowie, Bing Crosby, Squeeze, the Alarm — okay, now we remember. The Ramones, Los Lobos, and Bob & Doug McKenzie liven things up toward the end, but by then it’s bedtime for Bonzo.This article appears in December 21 • 2001.
