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Q: Why are we worried that the CIA, FBI, and U.N. will never catch terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden?
A: Because he looks so much like Dan Del Santo, who managed to hide in Mexico long enough to die a natural death without getting caught by U.S. authorities — and he was evading the much more aggressive DEA!
This article appears in November 30 • 2001.
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