Credit: Photo by John Anderson

Descartes a Kant

The Tap Room at Six, Thursday, March 19

As the clock struck 9 Thursday night, Descartes a Kant stood on the Tap Room’s erstwhile stage in faux-satanic garb, unable to play because of a sound problem. Such a scene often makes for jittery performers, inpatient audiences, and altogether bad shows. Happily, this wasn’t the case once the Guadalajara, Mexico, quintet cranked up its roller-coaster collage of sound. Descartes a Kant describes itself as the Breeders crossed with Frank Zappa, but that’s only the beginning. From a visual perspective, the band’s performance shared elements with favored Japanese export Ex-Girl. Descartes is fronted by guitarist/vocalists Sandrushka and Daphne, who alternated between fetching and mad in their sexy outfits. Then there was Charlkovski, the bassist dressed as devil Hitler wearing a diaper. The bass was the most constant element in a set that changed genres from post-punk to cocktail jazz to doo-wop to country to disco, sometimes within the course of a verse and chorus. Lyrics like “take my face into a dirty place” complimented the grab bag of aural transgression. As sound issues continued to plague the band, Descartes soldiered on unfazed. At one point, the ladies went from a punk rock-style midstage collision right into supper-club scat singing. What does it all mean? That’s a question for more sober minds.

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Greg Beets was born in Lubbock on the day Richard Nixon was elected president. He has covered music for the Chronicle since 1992, writing about everyone from Roky Erickson to Yanni. Beets has also written for Billboard,Uncut, Blurt, Elmore, and Pop Culture Press. Before his digestive tract cried uncle, he co-published Hey! Hey! Buffet!, an award-winning fanzine about all-you-can-eat buffets.