Im going to have to shave you, nodded the nurse, holding up a little white Bic razor.
We both looked at my chest. Standing there on a treadmill, soon to sport more electrodes than William Hurt in Altered States, I sighed. It took me 30 years to grow that!
One Way Out, an Elmore James/Sonny Boy Williamson razor strap, smolders infidelity, but mortality aint materializing any great escapes either. Theres only one way out of this life, and oh, baby, I just dont know. The Allman Brothers cover of One Way Out, Live at the Fillmore East, 1971 (originally from Eat a Peach), chops bone.
Fade In: the whistles, the crowd. The buzz. Dickey Betts guitar. Loping just ahead of a swarming rhythm section, his fleet-fingered riffing bounds with animal grace. Airborne. Enter Duane Allmans slide guitar, dripping with disembowelment.
A singular sound in the rock & roll library, Allmans Coricidin bottle sliding across steel strings pressed atop steel frets burns ears and brands memory. Once heard, youve got the scars to prove it. Allman (1946-1971) wipes the face off One Way Out even as he flips its switch. Locomotive on track, baby brother Gregg Allman unwinds his predicament as if Mother Earth herself were reciting the book on tape.
Aint but one way out, baby. Lord, I just cant go out that door.
Aint but one way out, baby. And Lord, I just cant go out that door.
Cause theres a man down there. Might be your old man, I dont know.
After the second verse, Allman the younger trapped, eying the window, Dickey Betts returns, searing out of Dodge at lightning speed. Guitar alarm. Faster and faster, fiercer and fiercer, his solo trips more incendiary devices than a minefield. Devils never breathed hellfire like Betts’ minute-long exhale. And just when temperatures reach cremation, back bullets the rhythm crew, led by Greggs Put your hands together. Betts then smacks Duane a blazing backhand, Allman lashing back a glass scream. Back and forth hit the duelists until the bands runaway train re-tracks in another rhythmic dimension. Betts, drummers Butch Trucks and Jaimoe, and bassist Berry Oakley (1948-1972) lift off. Duane and Gregg jump it home. Heart attack.
Duanes defibrillating guitar isnt the only cauterization herein applicable. Carlos Santanas radiation therapy, Latin jazz furnace style, neutralizes foreign agents quicker than chemotherapy. Santana burns natural too.
Jimmy Page reminds me of Wayne Shorter in the sense that even though hes a great player, his peers acknowledge him even more as a supreme writer. We all know Jeff Beck is the cat on guitar, but for song construction, Jimmy Page is the guy. Open Invitation was just that for me, like learning certain attitudes about rock & roll.
So writes Santana in the liner notes to ruby-red time capsule Viva Santana. Its previously unreleased live version of Open Invitation, all 16 tons of it, revives late-Seventies power-chord immortality, but its side two predecessor on 1978s Inner Secrets, a cover of Buddy Hollys Well All Right, jolts aortic. Lubbocks firebrand forefather wouldve completely spazzed out at the Tijuana-born guitarists reboot of Well All Right. Santanas steel girder leads rocket skyward.
Well all right, so Ive been foolish
Thats what got me to Texas Cardiovascular in the first place.
Well All Right, Open Invitation, The Facts of Love, and opening Mack the Knife, Jim Capaldis Dealer/Spanish Rose all swagger on cocaine-era studio finesse, Santanas guitar the ultimate power transformer. His all-axe Santana Brothers, 1994, propped on a fluorescent bed of synthetic programming, lights only one instrument: Santanas radioactive Ibanez. Desert oasis En Aranguez Con Tu Amor and mad witch doctor Brujo act as polar extremes. Loose the red jaguar.
When Eric Clapton walked onstage during Santanas Cotton Bowl set in 2004, Slowhands Crossroads Guitar Festival weekend peaked. A long lost bootleg tape once faced the pair off in Seventies L.A., one furnace stoking the other, and in Dallas three decades later, the comet came back around. Shield my eyes.
Duane, Carlos, Eric bolstering, boasting blues. Claptons scruffy Money and Cigarettes claims Ive Got a Rock & Roll Heart. In two weeks I find out if thats a good thing or a bad thing. My new bald patches, meanwhile, itch.
This article appears in July 6 • 2007.



