If you watched the season debut of The Bachelor Monday, you might know 34-year-old Brad Womack’s the owner of the Chuggin’ Monkey and Uncle Flirty’s, among other Sixth Street drinking establishments. With all these local bachelor searches lately, the Chronicle‘s going the opposite direction with our first-ever least-eligible bachelor search. Visit our Bacheloser site to submit someone you feel fits the criteria, or to submit yourself if you’re a local male over 18 who might not have a job or a car, but possesses an, you know, “inner” beauty. Visit austinchronicle.com/bacheloser for more details.

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