September 16 • 2022

Sep 16-22, 2022 / Vol. 42 / No. 3

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32nd Annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival Contest Winners

Commercial Bottlers Red Sauce 1st Place: Chef Flaco’s Wicked Provisions – Smoked Onion Chipotle Hot Sauce 2nd Place: Fantastic Fuego – Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 3rd Place: Boerne Brand – Texas Style Hot Sauce Smokin’ Red Honorable Mention: My Brother’s Salsa – House Recipe (Medium); Yellowbird Foods – Bliss & Vinegar Green Sauce 1st…

Pearl

Mia Goth shines madly in the delicious period prequel to X

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Actress Uma Thurman’s mother is the ex-wife of LSD guru Timothy Leary. Her father is the ex-husband of Schlumberger heiress Marie-Christophe de Menil. Bourbon whiskey must be made with at least 51% corn. We have Ivy League ingenuity to thank for chicken nuggets. Robert C. Baker invented them in a laboratory at Cornell University. But…

Headlines / Quote of the Week

All Creatures Great and Small: Austin Animal Center temporarily paused its nonemergency intake Tuesday due to continuous overcrowding. Currently, 700 animals are housed at the city-owned shelter, 67 in temporary pop-up crates; a “Clear the Shelters” adoption event will happen on Saturday, Sept. 17, to encourage adoptions, for which the fees are currently waived. Suffer the Children:…


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