November 30 • 2018

Nov 30 - Dec 6, 2018 / Vol. 38 / No. 14

Cover Story

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

According to a 2013 survey by the retailer Intimacy, the average bra size in the U.S. is 34DD. Just 20 years prior, it was 34B. The top three surnames in Texas are Garcia, Smith, and Martinez, according to Ancestry.com. According to Science, there’s a 31-kilometer-wide impact crater under the Hiawatha Glacier in Greenland, left by…

Soccer Watch

The second leg of the Copa Libertadores final between Argentine crosstown rivals River Plate and Boca Juniors – “the biggest club game in South American history,” according to The Guardian – was postponed indefinitely after Boca’s team bus was attacked by “fans” on the way to the game Saturday, with at least six players injured.…

Texas Platters

Beginning with its eponymous first volume in 2013, the All ATX endeavor today maintains the local measure for showcasing Austin artists old and new in the best possible light. Throwing around well-heeled covers well north of standards status, the homegrown series introduces or re-introduces scene stalwarts through songs that immediately make the bearer worth sampling.…

Texas Platters

In September, local FM standby KGSR transformed into Austin City Limits Radio. Rebranding allowed an instant playlist refreshment and overall reappraisal, which continues still. Like wall-to-wall capital city concert essentials Blues on the Green and Unplugged at the Grove, the frequency’s annual Broadcasts streak lives on to benefit the SIMS Foundation. Alongside a 2-CD, 37-track…

Headlines

A Blues Note: City Council meets today (Thursday, Nov. 29) for what appears to be a fairly light agenda, offering short-term rental regs, SXSW code waivers, and a CAPCOG regional air quality plan. Music honorees: the Gypsy Drifters. See “Council Slips Into Relaxation Mode,” Nov. 30. Keep on Voting: In case you haven’t noticed –…

Texas Platters

When 1998 began, Fastball hung on to their deal with Disney-owned Hollywood Records by a whim. The local trio’s energetic, hook-infused 1996 debut, Make Your Mama Proud, didn’t sell, and conventional logic suggested album two would result in their major label swan song. Accepting that bet, bassist Tony Scalzo and guitarist Miles Zuniga doubled down…

Texas Platters

Had a bad year? Local noir combo Mr. Lewis & the Funeral 5 spent 2017 suffering the deaths of two significant others, a divorce, and the exit of half the group. Artists, however, process tragedy by turning the universe’s ill will into work. As such, third full-length Before the World Beat You Down filters sadness…

Quote of the Week

“The intercollegiate football teams of The University of Texas at Austin and Texas A&M University shall play a nonconference, regular-season football game against one another on the fourth Thursday, Friday, or Saturday of November each year.” – From House Bill 412 by Rep. Lyle Larson, R-San Antonio (Aggie).

Texas Platters

Cello-led neoclassical arrangements modulated by modern electro grooves, The Sound of Science implores the dystopia of a world led by science deniers. Dexterous cellist formerly of the Kronos Quartet, Jeffrey Zeigler preforms an eight-track project produced by Graham Reynolds and his local chamber music laboratory, Golden Hornet. The two principals enlist renowned composers from around…


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