November 14 • 2003

Nov 14-20, 2003 / Vol. 23 / No. 11

Cover Story

Black Christmas

In this prototype slasher movie, a killer targets a sorority house while the sisters are also plagued by a rash of crank calls.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World 1963, G, 197 min. Directed by Stanley Kramer, Starring Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Buddy Hackett, Ethel Merman, Mickey Rooney, Phil Silvers, Terry-Thomas, Spencer Tracy, Jonathan Winters, Edie Adams, Jimmy Durante, Dick Shawn, Don Knotts, Peter Falk, Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, William Demarest, the Three Stooges. Featuring a powerhouse array…

Texas Platters

Austin Lounge Lizards Strange Noises in the Dark (Blue Corn) The Austin Lounge Lizards have been together in one form or another for more than 20 years now, and, as Strange Noises in the Dark makes apparent, they have no plans for stopping anytime soon. It’s a sure bet that the Lizards are some of…

Second Helpings: Meat Markets, Part I

“Second Helpings” offers tasty, bite-sized restaurant listings compiled from new and previous reviews, guides, and poll results. This week’s entries were updated by Erin Mosow. For quick, reliable info about Austin eateries, check here. Central Market 4001 N. Lamar, 206-1000 Daily, 9am-9pm 4477 S. Lamar, 899-4300 Daily 9am-9pm Among Central Market’s numerous fresh products are…

Soccer Watch

Horns lose in Big 12 tourney; NCAAs start Friday Well, it’s been a bad news, good news, bad news kind of week for the Longhorns and the Big 12 Conference. For UT, the bad news hit Thursday night in San Antonio, as the Horns were bounced out of the Big 12 Tournament in the first…

Texas Platters

Just in time for the chilly norther comes the anticipated debut of Austin’s I Love You but I’ve Chosen Darkness. A year in the making, the self-titled Emperor Jones EP from these Austin veterans of Windsor for the Derby, Paul Newman, and Glorium is 18 minutes of darkly bouncy pop that ought to bend the…

Naked City

Council unanimously OKs another Beastcenter — and a study of the big box invasion.

TCB

Conrad Keely and Juliette Lewis? Getting it on with the Trail of Dead, Frenchie, Cheap Trick, the Austin Music Commission, and our own Todd V. Wolfson.

Sheiks of Industry

Misra: Charging Michael Stipe Search for “misra” on the Internet, and you’ll generally find three things: Indian names, the Motor Industry Software Reliability Association, and Misra Records. While all three are seemingly unconnected, two are in fact linked. Label founder Phil Waldorf explains how he picked the tag for his new label in 1999: “I…

Texas Platters

Ian MooreLive From the Cactus Cafe (Music Video Distributors) The very last thing a concert film should be is boring. It can be self-indulgent, it can even be too long, but it should never be both of these and then boring, too. To be sure, Live From the Cactus Cafe was captured gracefully. A trio…

Naked City

Local leaders want your input on an extensive — and potentially controversial — list of smog-fighting strategies.

Sheiks of Industry

New West: Out of the Woods New West Records is perhaps Austin’s most prominent label, even if half of it is located in Los Angeles. The company was founded in the Minneapolis living room of lawyer Cameron Strang in 1995. Four years later, Jeff Cole, founder of Austin indie Doolittle Records, resigned, leaving second in…

Naked City

Kirk Overbey announces he’s running to unseat Alan Sager.One more windfall of Capital Metro money boosts city transportation budget by 50 percent.

Sheiks of Industry

Dialtone: Makin’ History If a tree falls on the Eastside and nobody documents it, does that mean that Austin is devoid of the blues? The underrecorded spirits of Grey Ghost and T.D. Bell might have something to say about that, as do Eddie Stout and Dennis Wall of Dialtone Records. “It’s a shame that so…

Midwives and the Law in Texas

State laws give certified nurse midwives more flexibility to practice in hospitals than the hospitals do themselves. At least that’s the case in Austin, the only major city in the state without midwifery services in any hospital. Two midwifery programs — one at Seton Medical Center and the one it managed at the city-owned Brackenridge…

Piece of Work

In her painting Katherine, Katy O’Connor portrays the subject’s relationship to her purse such a way as to suggest multiple possibilities, questions left unanswered, which makes the work unusually intriguing.

Sheiks of Industry

Austin Electronica: Mutations It wasn’t long ago that electronic music in Austin consisted primarily of DJ-oriented dance trax, local artists releasing their own bedroom mixes, white label 12-inchers, and live-set mix tapes at outlets like Alien Records, Technophilia, and the late System-7. Yet as in Austin, so goes the nation; techno and its myriad permutations…

Midwives: Certified and Direct-Entry

Midwives have come a long way since the days of “granny ladies” in rural villages. Today, midwives are delivering babies in major metropolitan hospitals, birthing centers, and homes across Texas, combining the instincts of granny with the extensive training required of their profession. There are two types of midwives: certified nurse midwives and direct-entry midwives.…

Articulations

The Elisabet Ney Museum is headed for a makeover, Austin photographer Sean Perry takes the prize in New Mexico, and Chronicle arts writer Barry Pineo gets a publishing deal for an acting book.

Austin @ Large: Austin Unchained

The Austin Independent Business Alliance is asking Central Texas consumers to forego chain-store shopping for one day — Saturday, Nov. 15 — in favor of local merchants. Why? Here’s why: Local consulting firm Civic Economics — working with Liveable City, the AIBA, and BookPeople and Waterloo Records — concluded late last year that the local…

Sheiks of Industry

Aspyr: Queso Warriors Chad Beck and Zach Rener spend many lunch hours like this one at Chango’s on Guadalupe, eating chips and queso while a staff familiar with their needs caters to them expertly. Beck is even wearing a Chango’s T-shirt this sunny October afternoon to solidify his loyalty to the restaurant that aims to…

The City, the New Women’s Hospital, and UTMB

As if its relationship with one health care provider weren’t rocky enough, the city of Austin has added another marriage partner to the public health care daisy chain. The University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston has signed on to run the new Women’s Hospital located on the redesigned fifth floor of city-owned Brackenridge Hospital.…

Exhibitionism

Local theatre genius Ron Berry and his talented friends of the Refraction Arts Project have turned the Blue Theater into a snowed-under tundra, with an amazing array of multimedia effects, live performers, sounds, and moments real and imagined, all inspired by the frozen North.

Sheiks of Industry

Other Imprints: Out of the Cellar Beyond the 11 labels we’ve chosen to profile this week and next, many more Austin musicians are making records bearing an imprint of their own design. Most of these labels begin and end as merely an outlet for a musician and his or her friends, but every so often…

Exhibitionism

The power of little things to make spirits real drives The Woman in Black, a terrifically old-fashioned ghost story in the English tradition, and the State Theater Company production employs simple sights and sounds in effective ways that make us believe and be terrified.

Texas Platters

Hot Club of CowtownContinental Stomp (HighTone) Blending songwriting skill with Bob Wills and Django Reinhardt, the Hot Club of Cowtown hits a grand slam with Continental Stomp. The title of the Austin troupe’s first live recording has several meanings. The stomp part is obvious, as you’ll need oven mitts to hold this scorcher. Recorded at…

Exhibitionism

Oracle Theater Company makes its debut with a production of The Importance of Being Earnest, and just as there is much to admire in Oscar Wilde’s play, there is much to admire in Oracle’s production, starting with the work of director / designer Russell L. Wiseman.

TO: America; FROM: The BBC

I imagine that this is what it could be like to get one’s hands on and then one’s brain around a DVD containing the first season of Cheers — or maybe even The Simpsons — after finding it lodged in a bottle washed up on a particularly media-savvy beach. After knowing little to nothing about…

Texas Platters

Patty GriffinA Kiss in Time (ATO) Recorded in January of this year, A Kiss in Time captures Austin songwriter extraordinaire Patty Griffin at the end of 2002’s 1000 Kisses tour. The combination of superbly crafted songs, road-tested band, and a hallowed venue in Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium equates to something quite special, and we’re all lucky…

News/Print

Q: Amis, Armey, Avedon? A: The 12th annual Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest. Plus: Sandra Bullock buys a book.

Texas Platters

Libby KirkpatrickGoodnight Venus (Heart Music) Like Kristin Hersh and Edie Brickell before her, Libby Kirkpatrick makes autumn music for autumn people. Songs on her studio debut, Goodnight Venus, drop like leaves without any chance of making it back up again. This becomes a problem since the sparse, crisp melodies of her material are overcome by…

Page Two

The Planned Parenthood construction boycott is thuggery, pure and simple; conservatives’ hysteria about Bush-bashing is ahistorical and largely fantasy-based.

Short Cuts

Credit where credit is due: Bill Broyles takes on Brian Grazer in The New Yorker.

Texas Platters

Coco CandissiImpedimenta The idea of escape hovers around Coco Candissi’s second CD, Impedimenta, like a barely detectable fog. It’s there in opener “Day Job,” Melissa Sternberg’s mock-disco bass bouncing along in the background as guitarist/singer Brandon Tucker details the importance of having something from which to escape. It’s in “Hate Team,” where Tucker prescribes Eighties…

Planned Parenthood Says Its Future Is Set in Stone

A week after Planned Parenthood lost its prime contractor to an intense anti-abortion campaign designed to kill construction of a new facility, the nonprofit group announced it would take matters into its own hands to see through the completion of the flagship office. “We are going to become our own general contractor,” Executive Director Glenda…

Letters @ 3AM

The cancellation of The Reagans by CBS was an act of cowardice in the face of noise from the afar-right banshees.

Texas Platters

The Crack PipesSnakes in My Veins (Emperor Jones) Just as Snakes in My Veins begins descending irrevocably into Mudhoney grunge, a life raft is thrown. The raft is dead-on Dylan homage “Super Motel 8,” and as the fifth track on the local punk-blues band’s third full-length, it acts as a segue into a powerful onslaught…

After a Fashion

BAUBLES, BANGLES, AND BOTOX Sorry — I couldn’t resist a cheap joke. But last week’s opening of the new Anthony Nak jewelry store downtown at 800 Brazos was no joke at all. Their signature look of delicate gold mesh coupled with chunky stones such as emerald, rose quartz, and citrine is exquisite, presenting a look…

Texas Platters

the GreencardsMovin’ On In a town where gifted fiddle players swarm like honeybees, the Greencards’ Eamon McLoughlin is arguably the best in the colony. The transplanted Englishman, who’s performed and recorded with the likes of Ray Wylie Hubbard, Bruce Robison, Alejandro Escovedo, and the Austin Lounge Lizards, among others, is capable of playing soft and…

Farmers Memo: The Full Text

Jackson Walker L.L.P. ATTORNEYS & COUNSELORS 100 Congress Avenue, Suite 1100 Austin, Texas 78701 Thomas T. Rogers (512) 236-2220 (512) 236-2000 fax (512) 236-2002 www.jw.com March 11, 2002 VIA FACSIMILE: 913/826-7199 Mr. Tony Melchionne National Catastrophe Center Farmers Insurance Group of Companies P.O. Box 2968 Shawnee Mission, KS 66201-1368 Re: Civil Investigative Demand/Farmers Insurance Exchange,…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Nearly 1,100 “Looney Tunes” cartoons were created between 1930 and 1969.It takes a year for the moon to orbit the sun. The moon is moving away from the Earth at a rate of 4 centimeters a year.While a student in the 1820s and before coming to Texas, James Butler Bonham, Alamo defender and martyr, once…

Texas Platters

McLemore Avenue926 East (Texas Music Roundup) As is well-known among devotees of Jimmy Smith, Booker T & the MG’s, and Ramsey Lewis, the Hammond B3 is good for much, much more than churchy hymn-accompaniment. Under the right set of fingers and feet, it’s capable of the ultimate soulful grooves. Locals McLemore Avenue would be easy…

Mini-Review

There’s something enduring about a bakery. The smell of fresh coffee, the sugar-tinged, yeasty aroma that twines through the air, warmly embraces you, and evokes carefree Sunday mornings. Russell’s in Northwest Hills is no exception.

Texas Platters

The Resentments(Freedom) The all-star lineup of Stephen Bruton, Jon Dee Graham, Bruce Hughes, Jud Newcomb, and the late Mambo John Treanor debuted on disc with the live Sunday Night Line-Up in 2002, an inspired, off-the-cuff collection of songs heard mostly in the band’s individual musical efforts. After the death of Treanor, John Chipman augmented the…

Naked City

Headlines Quote of the Week: “I certainly wouldn’t want to be a party to killing a creek, no matter where it is.” — Council Member Daryl Slusher, signaling trepidation before the City Council’s 7-0 vote to approve — on first reading only — zoning for a Wal-Mart at the head of Blunn Creek in South…

Luv Doc Recommends: The Resentments

If there were ever a geographical locus of the “Keep Austin Weird” battle, it would unquestionably be South Austin. While other parts of the city have already been blighted by chain stores and cultural homogenization, South Austin still retains much of the funk and freakiness for which Austin is known. Even still, corporate Generica is…


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