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Bye Bye Bye! Yes, that was the formal end of the 86th Legislative session on Monday (aka “sine die” – see “Sine Dead!,” May 31). They did what they could for public schools and homeowners, rather less than they could for city dwellers and the uninsured, and went out of their way to insult women…

Quote of the Week

“Congratulations to us all because our plumbing shortage is solved because we can all become plumbers.” – Rep. Chris Paddie, R-Marshall, vice chair of the Sunset Advisory Commission, after the House inadvertently (?) repealed the state plumbing code and abolished the Texas State Board of Plumbing Examiners. See you in two years!

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In our May 24 issue, we inaccurately reported the breakdown of the Austin ISD Board of Trustees’ final vote on guiding principles for the district’s “school change” effort; it was At-Large Trustee Arati Singh, not her colleague Cindy Anderson, who abstained. The Chronicle regrets the error.

Soccer Watch

Austin Bold FC had a brutal week, with a draw and a loss in California and their first home loss Saturday, to Western Conference leader New Mexico. That can be redeemed, though: As we go to press Wednesday evening, they’re hosting San Antonio in the U.S. Open Cup third round, with the winner advancing to…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

In the fifth grade, Elvis Presley learned by heart Alfred Lord Tennyson’s poem “Crossing the Bar” and the Gettysburg Address. Barack Obama collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics. Horiatiki, also called the “classic Greek salad,” consists of roughly chopped tomatoes, cucumbers, onion, and sometimes sweet green pepper, with feta cheese, olive oil, olives, and…


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