The Luv Doc: Not. One. BJ.

Ed. Note: This week the “Luv Doc Question Box” in the Chronicle lobby contained a condom and a packet of Hellmann’s Real Mayonnaise®, both of which were mercifully unopened. It also contained the following question: Dear Luv Doc, I have dated a girl for over six months and haven’t received one blow job. Not. One.…

Selma

Although it’s dramatically uneven, this film is a commendable historical drama about Martin Luther King Jr. that sidesteps the common pitfalls of adulatory biopics.

Inherent Vice

Highbrow mixes with lowbrow in Paul Thomas Anderson’s screen adaptation of Thomas Pynchon’s novel.

Free Week Live Shots

Lord Buffalo, O’Conqueror, Wiretree, Emily Bell Lamberts, Jan. 3 Has a star been born in Emily Bell? Showcasing the right amount of vocal grain and enough charisma to corral loquacious Lamberts clientele, Bell and her fivepiece band banged out a spunky set of swampy roots pop and slinky sexabilly that predicts a quick rise through…

Free Week Live Shots

Purple, Tia Carrera, Que Pasa, Pharaohs Swan Dive, Jan. 3 Fresh-faced cheapos filed into Swan Dive, escaping a frigid downpour. Rattling loudly on the lacy white stage, locals Que Pasa, fronted by Dikes of Holland’s Liz Burrito, who on New Year’s Eve led a clumsy tribute to early Pink Floyd (“Stink Floyd”). Two nights later,…

Free Week Live Shots

American Sharks, Flash Boys Hotel Vegas, Jan. 3 “The rest of this set is all instrumentals,” lied Flash Boys beacon Frankie Nowhere three songs in – before what felt like half of Austin’s population stuffed inside a closet. “My throat hurts.” Then the ex-Chump/Eastside Suicide went off again, howling another recidivist anthem, popping eyes and…

Free Week Live Shots

Hard Proof, Eastern Sea, Whiite Walls Mohawk, Jan. 3 With two stages pumped up simultaneously and a typically huge Saturday night crowd, Mohawk felt more like South by Southwest than Free Week. Whiite Walls’ electro-dance (some might call it disco) pulsed smoothly considering the quartet’s snotty stage patter. Bassist George Garcia anchors mega grooves that…

Quote of the Week

“It is important to remember that there are over 860,000 people living in Austin. Sometimes it can be difficult to keep this in mind when you’re facing 200 loud voices in the Council Chamber.” – Outgoing mayor Lee Leffingwell’s advice to incoming mayor Steve Adler.

Free Week Live Shots

Pi, Sun Machine, Rotten Mangos Beerland, Jan. 4 After the teenage hordes of ACL Fest, prickly punks and lines at FFF Fest, and a bulging Fan Fest, the earnest grins and tumult of young locals at Beerland for Free Week felt like a respite. San Marcos garage trio Pi opened with sheer reverb, Trent Langley’s…

Free Week Live Shots

Magna Carda, Crew 54, P-tek Holy Mountain, Jan. 4 The initially light crowd swelled into a sizable Sunday night force despite the chill. A tall, bearded, corduroy-wearing slacker is what Scuare’s appearance would lead you to believe – until he opens his mouth and delivers a multiplicity of flow. P-Tek joined the lanky MC before…

Free Week Live Shots

Golden Dawn Arkestra, Digital Wild, Feral Future Red 7, Jan. 3 Red 7 split between two worlds Saturday night, with the inside firmly grounded in the doom growl of the Well and the outside’s wildly cosmic lift-off helmed by the Golden Dawn Arkestra. Outdoors, the indie pop of Citadel recalled Brazos’ melodic dreaminess as it…

Hunting for Housing

As promised by the Texas Apartment Association earlier this month, a state legislator has filed a bill for the upcoming legislative session to prohibit cities from enacting “source-of-income” anti-discrimination ordinances, measures meant to grant low-income renters greater housing options. With support from tenants and affordable housing advocates, City Council passed such a measure on Dec.…

Free Week Live Shots

Shivery Shakes, Jonly Bonly Holy Mountain, Jan. 5 Neither chilly temps nor Monday malaise halted Free Week as it rolled out of its first weekend into a full week. Sporting a pot-leaf tee and Coke-bottle glasses, Slow singer Garrick Thurston hurtled the quartet through post-punk guitar rock, quickened tune “How Are You” the set-list standout.…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

James Caan used to be a lifeguard. In 2012, the United States ranked worst in the developed world for the percentage of its workers in low-paying jobs. That’s according to Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development data. According to the Goodwell Company, the average person will throw away about 300 toothbrushes in a lifetime. According…

Free Week Live Shots

Sweet Spirit, Harvest Thieves, A. Sinclair, Borrisokane Holy Mountain, Jan. 2 A cold, hard rain didn’t keep crowds away from the kickoff to the first weekend of Free Week at Holy Mountain. That each act plied a distinctive sound kept things lively, while sleek 40-minute sets proved the ideal format. Play the best of whatever…

Free Week Live Shots

Midnight Masses, Ghost Knife, Dead Space, Gloves North Door, Jan. 2 The best Free Week bills show off Austin at its most eclectic, as reflected by this North Door gig. After three tunes from visiting Chicago electrofunkateer Netherfriends, Gloves came on in long-sleeved black T-shirts and gold chains for a brief set of post-punk pop…

Soccer Watch

Tickets to the inaugural ATX Pro Challenge, a four-team MLS preseason tournament hosted by the Austin Aztex, Feb. 13-15 at UT’s Mike Myers Stadium, go on sale this Friday, Jan. 9 at www.texassports.com. They start as low as $20 for a Friday Pass, $30 for a Sunday Pass, or $40 for the full, four-game Weekend…

Fringe-Worthy 2015

Here are a few performances of interest in the 22nd edition of FronteraFest, as cited by festival producer Christi Moore and Chronicle Arts Editor Robert Faires. • “MYHEB,” by Raul Garza. A monologue delivered by a loyal H-E-B customer comedically managing food/identity/cultural/economic issues. 25 min. Tue, Jan. 14, 8pm. Hyde Park. • “Hey Girl, It’s…

Free Week Live Shots

Messages, Berkshire Hounds, Violinda, Mother Falcon Empire Garage, Jan. 2 Cold generally remains the great bête noire of live music, even for a free show. Those braving icebox temperatures and a bullying rain were treated to warm, full-bodied performances. String instruments quickly became a motif, starting with Violinda, a talented Texas State student with the…

Free Week Live Shots

Como Las Movies, Cilantro Boombox, Este Vato Spider House, Jan. 2 Infusing the first Friday of Free Week with sizzling Latin rhythms, Austin’s brightest crews banished the indie shuffle from Spider House’s Ballroom. Eightpiece hip-hop syndicate Este Vato optimized every inch of the stage with its rambunctious brass chapter and a key query: “Where are…

Headlines

Before a packed house, and with a bit of hoopla, the new mayor, Steve Adler, and 10 City Council members were sworn in Tuesday night, ending a yearlong 10-1 campaign. First official meeting is Jan. 29, with plenty of prep before then. Short Straws? Actually, it was black or white marbles that determined four-year terms…

Free Week Live Shots

First of the Month Smokeout Flamingo Cantina, Jan. 3 A music scene thrives on depth. Artists push others toward improvement. Saturday’s First of the Month Smokeout at Flamingo Cantina proved both in spades. An audience of ATX mainstays including Zeale, League of Extraordinary Gz orchestrator Reggie Coby, the Subkulture Patriots, and Gary Clark Jr. gathered…


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