Austin’s Most Eligible Dogs

Feb 10-16, 2017 / Vol. 36 / No. 24

Cover Story

2017 Oscar-Nominated Short Films: Documentaries – Programs A & B

2017 Oscar-Nominated Short Films: Documentaries – Programs A & B 2017, NR, 154 min. Directed by Various, Narrated by , Voices by , Starring . Misery and suffering know no national borders, but refugees from those conditions know all too well their demarcations. That is the message that comes through clearly in these five contenders…

Headlines

Meeting Like This: City Council meets today, Feb. 9, with a modest 51-Item agenda that includes a discussion of City Council meetings: How many is too many? Other business includes choosing a city manager search team, much-postponed City Auditor authority, and rezoning Plaza Saltillo. “Council Considers Zoning Change for Elysium Park,” Feb. 10. Living is…

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In the Feb. 3 News story “Council Wrap: State of the City,” the following sentence should have read: “In December, Council had directed staff to find ’emergency funding’ sufficient to help an additional 100 immigrants per month ….” In the Feb. 3 Music column “Playback,” the photo of Two Nice Girls did not include Laurie…

Soccer Watch

Renowned dog lover Cristiano Ronaldo has responded to pleas from Cantinho da Lili, a dog rescue center in his native Portugal, by donating a signed Real Madrid jersey for the shelter to auction off. The center needed some $2,500 to meet veterinary bills for 80 dogs. The 2016 Player of the Year takes a lot…

Pet Issue Giveaway

Devoted readers already know Hank, our publisher Nick Barbaro’s dog who’s also our official mascot and constant companion at the office. Hank’s been on our cover; our annual SXSW day party, the Hair of the 3-Legged Dog Party, is named after him; he has his own sigil and social media following on Facebook (@hankthechrondog) and…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

When he was starting off in comedy, Stephen Colbert had to learn how to play baritone horn in six days. According to one expert, to get rid of an earworm, repeat the last two stanzas of the song in your head to bring closure to it. Other experts say chewing gum or phoning a friend…

Texas Platters

When it comes to honing a singular, iconoclastic voice to peak potency, sometimes more is less. Raucous Golden Boys ringleader, Wes Coleman boasts a frayed-cuff soulfulness flowing forth with an abundance that risks undermining the degree to which he might otherwise be celebrated. Pared-down runtime, top-notch production, and souped-up arrangements, Microwave Dreams presents the singer-songwriter-guitarist…

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Alyse Black’s fourth full-length cuts into distinct halves. The first, which plays like an anthology of Nineties pop vocalists, seems guided by producer Eric Rosse, who’s behind female singer-songwriter greats such as Sara Bareilles and Tori Amos. The collaboration epitomizes best in slick lead-off “My Body Is Burning,” with Black’s throaty alto carrying the timbre…

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Black Joe Lewis and his sixpiece Honeybears continue crashing modern soul music head-on with blues and dirty punk rock on their fifth studio LP, and first since 2013’s Electric Slave. Boasting a few R&B party rockers in the mold of past hits like “Booty City,” Backlash celebrates the persuasive power of female gentalia on “PTP,”…

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Nicaraguan-American Jesse Beaman’s one-man local project My Empty Phantom emerges especially poignant on full-length bow Collection of Memories I/II, which lovingly pulls and canvasses all the colors of nostalgia out of the sky. His recollections feel tangible, blended and stacked from barren Earth to cloud-reaching silos. The listener gets transported via a levitating kaleidoscope for…

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Less than six years removed from national exposure on The Voice, NBC’s American rendering of the popular Dutch singing competition, Tje Austin (pronounced Tye) presents I Belong to You, a refined affair trapped in oscillation and illuminating the singer’s immense talent through an awkward recalibration of sound. The bluesy “Whiskey” as well as the stripped-down…

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The problematic More Stories to Tell features SSB – formerly Super Smash Brothers, likely abbreviated to negate Nintendo cease and desists – casting no shadows over who they are, or whom they serve, while pushing party rap into tired excess. High points “Respect” and “Wake Up” underline the duo’s capabilities, with stronger hooks and respectable…

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Nerds with guitars, New Berlin comes bouncing out of the basement with Basic Function. Led by erstwhile one-man-bandit Michael Flanagan (formerly of South America, now based in McAllen), the trio on ascending Austin imprint Super Secret sounds like an artifact from the DIY Eighties, its angular garage-pop as informed by New Wave theatre as Nuggets.…


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