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The Toxic Avenger

The Toxic Avenger 1984, R, 82 min. Directed by Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman, Starring Andree Maranda, Mitch Cohen, Jennifer Babtist. Troma classic about a bullied janitor transformed into a mutant superhuman.

Qmmunity: Longing for Our Queer QTs

Out of all the Before Time events I’ve watched come and go with the realization, “Oh, today would have been X or Y,” Austin Pride hits pretty hard. Austin Pride’s postponement until next year was the responsible decision, of course. I’ll miss what would have been the celebration’s 30th anniversary this weekend. I’ll miss launching…

Soccer Watch: Back to Soccer?

I wish I had better news for the Back to School issue, but at press time, the fall soccer scene is in as much disarray as everything else, so… The UT Longhorns will have a season of some sort, though likely not the schedule currently posted at TexasSports.com, which has them starting play Aug. 20.…

Austin at Large: A Pre-November Pep Talk

Thought I’d take a break from Cop Talk this week (don’t worry, there’s plenty more to come) to pause and reflect on the upcoming elections, the silliest of silly seasons. Things normally don’t get real in campaign years until after Labor Day, but as we live in our endless demi-quarantine, what is time anyway? (We…

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Back to School (But When, and How?): On Thursday (8/6), Austin ISD board of trustees will discuss pushing the first day of school to Sept. 8, as well as doubling the already planned four weeks of remote learning to eight weeks. Stay Vigilant, People: At Wednesday’s Austin Public Health briefings, officials warned against lapsing vigilance…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Orlando Bloom used to work at a skeet shooting range as a clay pigeon trapper. Jackie Robinson was stationed at Fort Hood when he was faced with a court martial for refusing to sit in the rear of a bus. After winning his case, he became a baseball player. For the rest of his life,…


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