April 26 • 2019

Apr 26 - May 2, 2019 / Vol. 38 / No. 35

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Celebrate the Battle of Puebla and the trouncing of France by the outnumbered and outgunned Mexican Army. Not to be confused with Mexican Independence Day, Cinco de Mayo puts the spotlight on Mexican-American culture with various parties and events throughout the city. Pro-tip: Don’t be the white guy wearing a sombrero.

Family

Outsider comedy has a lot less Insane Clown Posse than you might expect

Soccer Watch

The good news for Austin Bold FC: They opened their first home stand with a 1-0 win over defending Western Conference champions Phoenix Rising, with a nice goal by homegrown product Sonny Guadarrama. A scoreless draw with last-place El Paso on Sunday – with top scorer Kléber coming off with a first-half injury – was…

Quote of the Week

“Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m fucked.” – Ah, if only it were that simple to end the Trump presidency …

Headlines

Code Red? City Council meets today, April 25, where the headline debate is likely to occur over – you guessed it – the next steps in rewriting the land use code (Item 11). Matters heated up at Tuesday’s work session, and some of those sparks should be visible today. LGBTQ & Title VII: The Supreme…

Un-Celebrating Confederate Heroes Day at the Lege

Rep. Jarvis Johnson, D-Houston, is seeking to rid the state of Confederate Heroes Day – an “antiquated” commemoration that ignites reminders of the brutality of slavery – with House Bill 1183, co-authored by Austin Democratic Rep. Sheryl Cole. The day is currently a state holiday that agencies have the option of observing, and one that…

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Flowers from the sweet acacia (or huisache) tree were collected to manufacture a French perfume called Cassie in the 19th century. Harry S. Truman popularized the term “snollygoster,” which describes an unprincipled politician who “will go to any lengths to win public office.” Jeremy Bentham is considered the founder of modern utilitarianism. After his 1832…


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