

Cover Story
All Aboard the Soccer Train!
Major League Soccer and urban rail take city by storm
Everything You Need to Know About TableTop Day
Gamers unite in Wil Wheaton-created holiday
Farmgrass Fest ’14
Bluegrass Festival this Sunday at Simmons Family Farms
Spent: Trouble Brewing for Local Breweries and Farms
Potential FDA requirements tighten restrictions
Hair Today …
My life in chemo treatment
A Paramount Slate
Paramount and Stateside programming heats up
The AggreGAYtor: April 3
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
New HB 2 Suit Challenges Regulations That Could Shutter All But Six Texas Clinics
Suit seeks to block enforcement of two provisions
Breaking: Active Shooter Reported at Fort Hood (UPDATED)
Several injuries confirmed
SXSW Cares Ups the Ante
Nine-day citywide fundraising effort to run April 12-20
Abortion Providers to File Second Suit Against HB 2
Challenging admitting privileges and ASC regulations
Out Among the Stars: Cash to the Clash
New but vintage bluegrass, classic rock, country & punk CD/DVDs
UPDATED: Death Watch: Most Notorious
Serial killer Tommy Lynn Sells scheduled for execution
Board Games and More
Announcements from the Austin Film Society
Noble Sandwich Company is Open on Burnet Rd.
Popular sandwich spot opens long-awaited midtown outlet
The AggreGAYtor: April 2
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Third Mayoral Candidate – and Jackie Goodman
Former City Council member files in District 2
The Dog That Didn’t Bark
A few Sixth Street joints closed doors, but Relay weekend was quiet
Fools Rush In
Annual pun-off is all full – sorta
Gary Floater: A Hero Never Learns
Owen Temple lookalike pretends not to care but does, no joke
Should Texas Legalize Marijuana?
That’s what Progress Texas wants to know
iHeartRadio Country Festival… Why Austin?
Inaugural Countrypalooza bowed at the Erwin Center Saturday
Perfecting the ‘Craft’
Banger’s to screen documentary film with sausage and beer pairing
Nothing Hasty About This Retreat
LGBTQ spirituality in the woods? It’s only natural.
Film Flam
What do you get when you cross MTV and the Marx Bros.?
The AggreGAYtor: April 1
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Carstarphen Could Be Gone By May
Austin ISD super informs board of quick exit, need for interim chief
Blue Monday Returns
Longstanding residency resumes at Midway Field House
Pachanga Fest Offers Very Important Taco Passes
Eat custom tacos in exclusive hospitality area; tickets on sale today
The Ghost Wolves Premiere ‘Shotgun Pistol Grip’
One-string swinger from upcoming LP ‘Man, Woman, Beast’
The AggreGAYtor: March 31
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
Singing Out for the Sound of Silent
Score one (or seven) for silent film
City to Review SXSW
Council directs staff to perform a ‘post-event review’
Tiny Pies Opens Retail Store
Piemakers step up to brick-and-mortar outlet
DVDanger: Larry Fessenden Goes ‘Beneath’
Horror auteur talks giant fish and the state of indie terror
RTX 2014 Sends Out the Invites
Comic creator Chris Claremont, GameOverGreggy, and “RWBY” season two
Estate Sale Roundup: March 29-30
Put on some sunblock and crank up the heap, we’re sailin’.
Kenjutsu: The Art of the Sword
The Hideout improvises tales of samurai battle and broken honor
Get to Know Zadie Smith
Acclaimed author stopped in Austin last night
Chronolog Radio (March 28)
Welcome to the musical afterlife… as in after SXSW
Salvation Pizza Parties Like It’s Their Birthday
Salvation Pizza celebrates eight years and a new charity partnership
Two More Acquisitions for SXSW Alumni
‘Honeymoon’ and ‘Thank You a Lot’ picked up
Don’t Touch That Dial
ATX Television Fest is back for round three
Where the Girls Go/ATX: Heat Wave
It’s Friday! And have no fear, Where The Girls Go is here
The AggreGAYtor: March 28
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
The Complete Jake Langley
Guitarist makes dazzling choices and then some
Farmers’ Market Report: March 29-30, 2014
Asparagus, spinach, celery tops, turkey eggs, and black hogs
Give Me Those Nice, Bright Colors
Scholar John Rohrbach shows how color photography developed
Kickstart Your Weekend: ‘The Intergalactic Nemesis’
The coffee shop theatre show turned live extravaganza heads to the Web
‘The Gospel at Colonus’
After 17 years, Zach Theatre revives this spirited mix of soulful music and Greek tragedy
Oops!
In the March 21 Arts feature “Slam Sisters,” the woman identified as Liza Garcia is actually Kelene Blake. The Chronicle regrets the error.
Sabotage
Ugly and mean-spirited, this Schwarsenegger action film starts off badly, and gets dumber as it progresses.
‘Moon Trees’: Erica Botkin
The legacy of NASA’s moon trees is documented at Co-Lab Projects’ Downtown venue
Soccer Watch
Personally, I have some doubts about the stadium plan unveiled in this week’s cover story. But, here’s a story linking Austin and a soccer stadium that’s definitely going to get built: Plans for the much anticipated new soccer stadium in Rome, Italy, were announced Wednesday by AS Roma president James Pallotta, Rome Mayor Ignazio Marino,…
Cesar Chavez
The United Farm Workers leader and civil rights activist who managed to get housewives to stop buying grapes is the subject of this biopic.
Nymphomaniac: Volume 1
Lars von Trier’s latest provocation is more meditation than outright flagellation.
Cold Comfort
Little Barrel and Brown is still warming up
ACA Deadline Monday: Getting ‘Out of the Box’
Advocacy organizations address lack of education
Teenage
Beguiling and maddening in its approach, this odd doc looks at the relatively recent invention of the teenager.
Chain Gangs
Restaurant chains may seem like a modern American phenomenon, but they actually have deep roots in American culture dating back to the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Entrepreneur Fred Harvey’s Harvey House epitomized fine-dining food quality and service to railway customers from the 1870s through the 1950s, and Howard Johnson followed suit with eateries…
Council: Have Ears, Will Hear
City gets ‘Central Corridor Update’ from Project Connect
The Lunchbox
This off-Bollywood charmer is a light-hearted drama about two lonely souls who forge a friendship when they start passing written notes.
Playback: Taco Queen Upgrades
Maria Taco Xpress keeps up with South Lamar, Moistboyz debut Dean Ween in Austin, and SXSW footnotes
Follow That Bus: More Changes at Cap Met
An additional MetroRapid route and an end to buses on Congress planned
Legend
Telugu action film about a popular hero of the people.
Eruption
Church on Monday guitarist Jake Langley transcends jazz
Online Privacy: Technical, Political, or Both?
When it comes to encryption, there’s solidarity in numbers
Record Review
Elias Haslanger Live at the Gallery (Cherrywood) Tenor great Elias Haslanger went to the houses of the holy with 2012’s Church on Monday. The Austin-born saxophonist’s sixth LP gilded the post-bop Sixties classicism made legend by Blue Note-ables such as Stanley Turrentine and onetime local Kenny Dorham. Now, a year and a half after the…
Twin Liquors: TABC on a ‘Witch Hunt’
Temporary agreement postpones TRO and depositions until court date set
Exhibitionism
ASO took its audience across the border to let us ‘see’ our southern neighbor in music
The Hightower Report
‘Bonus babies’ make a huge haul
Exhibitionism
Randi Renate Mabry’s installation unearths the hidden past of her family’s German heritage
Civics 101
Thursday 27 COMMUNITY NEEDS PUBLIC HEARING on the Neighborhood Housing and Community Development Office FY 2014-19 Consolidated Plan and FY 2014-15 Action Plan. 4pm. Council Chambers at City Hall, 301 W. Second. Free. www.austintexas.gov/five. Friday 28 SILENT SCREAMS PANEL Discussion about violence and abuse against women. 6pm. Raindrop Turkish House, 12400 Amherst #108. Free. www.turkishhouse.org/austin.…
The Good Eye
Old Bohemia
Point Austin: Incarceration Nation
The U.S. prison system has exploded beyond all reason
Picnic Perfect
Second annual Children’s Picnic and Real Food Fair to celebrate local food
Then There’s This: Montopolis Is Cool With Uncool
For an area of town that used to be known as Poverty Island, the Montopolis neighborhood in Southeast Austin – “Area 5” in real estate parlance – is looking more and more attractive to developers and real estate agents eager to place clients in centrally located homes that are both new-ish and reasonably affordable. But…
Food-o-File
More than A-OK
Quote of the Week
“Go fuck yourself.” – Rhode Island State Sen. Josh Miller tells Alex Jones’ lackey Dan Bidondi exactly what we’re all thinking.
Something Weird This Way Comes
Alamo Drafthouse pays tribute to Mike Vraney
Food Events
Mar. 29-April 1
Headlines
› City Council meets today (March 27) with a fairly light spring agenda, although the morning briefing on Project Connect might generate some rumblings, and the dais is also expected to initiate a “post-event evaluation” of the SXSW Festival. See “Council: Have Ears, Will Hear.” › More traffic headaches on the way: Starting April 12,…
Players’ Guide
Adam Saltsman’s new studio, plus a suite on Steam and more
Day Trips
Fannin Battleground site lives in infamy
The Luv Doc: Being There
The Luv Doc has no answer this week, only an observation. One August when I was about 9 or 10 years old, my friend Barry and I discovered a gross of unused bottle rockets in his dad’s tool shed. We were really excited about the find and went directly to the pond in the middle…
Park Benched
The Cost of Art, Part II: Without enough buyers for art, local galleries like Tiny Park can’t make the rent
Gay Place: LGBTQmunity
Open your eyes to trans visibility
God’s Not Dead
A college kid faces flunking out if he can’t prove to his classmates and atheist professor that God exists.






