This couple is adoreable. Seriously – not just because they are holding hands or going antiquing, but because – even with blurred faces – they’re obviously hot. If they were over 50 this would be a Cialis commercial that would end with them sitting in bathtubs overlooking a beach sunset or a mountain lake.
After all, there’s nothing wrong with geezers having sex as long as they’re bathed – ideally in strongly scented antibacterial soap and the forgiving glow of twilight.
This couple however, probably has skin so moist and soft it squeaks on a jungle gym slide – as opposed to the scaly “whoosh” geriatric skin makes. Old people shouldn’t play on jungle gyms anyway. They could easily break a hip, which, as everyone knows, is the beginning of the end, even if your erections last four hours.
Thanks to good genes and probably some quality time at the gym, this couple could wear damn near anything (including the skins of the drifters they have hidden in their crawl space) and still look fashionable, which makes it even scarier that this fellow’s shorts have more storage than most people’s crawl spaces. What does he keep in all those pockets? Gerbils? Packing peanuts? Magic scarves? Hopefully one of them contains his sales receipt from Pantagonia.
Luvdoc Fashion Index: 9.85 (.15 demerit for excessive pocketry)
This article appears in July 6 • 2012.
