You really can’t go wrong with a sweater vest … unless you’re pairing it with a white polo, sockless mocs, and a pair of cargo shorts that look like they were salvaged from the wardrobe department from The Bridge Over the River Kwai.
This look screams Baptist-minister-trolling-for-converts, and what better place to find converts than at the Domain in front of a shop with a French name? After all, aren’t the French pretty much Godless socialists who are always putting their tongues in nasty places? Yeah, he’s sniffing out heathens like a crazed truffle pig. Unfortunately, it’s too damned early in the morning, so no one’s buying.
He might bring in more converts by throwing grain bags off the back of an Oxfam truck in the Somali desert, but that kind of ministry doesn’t fill up the collection plate, does it?
He seems to be mad that he can’t find any well-heeled lost souls – and at the Domain no less. What’s the world coming to? And what the hell is up with that car with the funny looking camera strapped to its roof? Damn you Google and your funny looking cars!
LuvDoc Fashion Index: 6.2 (but only in the Bible belt)
This article appears in June 29 • 2012.
