Kudos to this fellow for trying to even out his tan lines. More importantly, he’s sharing his breathtaking physique with morning commuters – many of whom are no doubt fantasizing about him as they sit in morning gridlock.
Would it have killed him to wear some Willie-Nelson style Texas flag running shorts? Probably not. Plus, it would have shown he is serious about that tanning situation.
Looks like he’s wearing one of those LIVESTRONG-style rubber bracelets that lets the world know he supports some cause that doesn’t mind polluting the environment with unnecessary shit like rubber bracelets.
It also shows he’s too active and sporty to wear a bracelet made out of woven cotton yarn or leather or that cheap Fiesta Mart silver that turns your skin green when you sweat. Yeah, like his ripped bod isn’t advertisement enough.
Here is how he is dominating morning rush hour exhibitionistic running: His Oakley sunglasses match his iPhone earbuds. Suck on that, fashionistas. This dude is totally one step ahead of you.
You might be wondering: What else goes with white Oakley sunglasses? Here’s what: Axe body spray and a pocket full of rufies. If this dude sidles up next to you at the bar at J. Blacks, keep your hand on top of your rum drink.
LuvDoc Fashion Index: 8.5 (what little is there will suffice)
This article appears in June 29 • 2012.
