1. Do you have anything to help keep condoms on?

2. What size shoe do you wear? May I try them on?

3. Do you have anything kinky? I want something kinky to watch.

4. Are you in any of the movies here?

5. Would you like to come sit in my van?

6. Would you like to do a survey on my feet? I work at UT — it’s legit.

7. Do you guys keep all the illegal movies in a back room somewhere?

8. What’s in the back room?

9. Where are your animal videos?

10. Where’s your water sports section?

This article appears in August 11 • 2000.

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