Vignettes?! We got yer vignettes hangin’, baby. Right here. Will ya look at this sassy package? Herein lies the real deal, the long schlong, the money shot, baby. Four Chronicle writers and three local illustrators take it off and don’t put you on; they lay it out and then lap it up; they … okay, we’re cooling off. Phew! This hot sweltering summer smut issue is going to our brains. Here’s hoping some of these stories hit you there, and maybe a little farther south. Yeah, baby. We’re showing you ours, now you show us yours.

This article appears in August 11 • 2000.

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