If you fed a supercomputer A Charlie Brown Christmas, every South Park holiday special, footage of Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight screenings, and the New Testament, then blew copious bong hits into the circuitry, it’d churn out a script with half the humorous heart of Honky Tonk Holidaze. The 11-year running musical, written/directed by Wild Bill Ogden and performed by a cast of Austin musicians, tells the story of a divorced, magic dust-addicted Santa trying to save Christmas from Krampus, cops, and atheist children. Tacky holiday outfits encouraged.
Sun., Dec. 11, 7pm