p1nkstar at Wet T-Slur Contest 2025 Credit: Scam Likely

Thereโ€™s a lot to be said for looking twice. An example to exemplify what Iโ€™m exampling: Last week, Instagram recommended a post to me praising Austinโ€™s queer Fourth Street bars. I was interested if only because any and all writing about LGBTQ Austin intrigues me, but closer appraisal โ€“ a second look! โ€“ shocked me. Rather than a photo of Fourth icon Oilcan Harryโ€™s real brick exterior, this account had created an eerie AI image of some rando bar with the Oilcan sign stripped of its gears, neon, and the titular Harry. Despite the majority of the account being artificially generated simulacrums of Austin landmarks, their follower count remains well over 100K, including many of my mutuals I considered smarter cookies than this.

This mostly reveals how empty supporting your community solely through social media can be. If you havenโ€™t left your house to bop around IRL, you might not clock that Oilcanโ€™s patio is in the back or that the Zilker Eagle isnโ€™t a covered train. Thatโ€™s knowledge you might build through active engagement with your local queer scene. While Iโ€™m not gonna name the account because Iโ€™d rather not give โ€™em traffic, hereโ€™s your reminder to practice ACTIVE engagement with info you get fed by socials โ€“ including me! We get better and stronger by combining love for our community with critical thinking skills.

Consider this a fun way to develop those skills: the Little Gay Shopโ€™s just released the initial version of their Austin Queer Business Roundup map. In honor of Pride Month, theyโ€™ve got a bunch of local queer places from bookstores to retail to restaurants to service providers marked on a map of Bat City. But as any good data collector would, TLGS calls on the LGBTQ public to help them with filling in any spots they mightโ€™ve missed. If you know a business that meets their requirements thatโ€™s not already on their list, submit it via the form linked at thelittlegayshop.com/pages/austin-queer-business-map.

Are you a Black, queer, and trans artist living in Austin (or Dallas or Houston)? ACLU of Texasโ€™ current artist-in-residence Dr. Robyn Adams has issued a call for yโ€™all. As part of their โ€œBlack Futures in Flesh and Storyโ€ collaborative mixtape/lyric chapbook project, Dr. Adams is setting up storytelling workshops around the state with Austinโ€™s happening June 27. To apply to be in one of these paid storytelling circles ($150) reach out to robynbriaadams@gmail.com with your name and participating city. 

DJs of the Austin queer scene, your numberโ€™s been pulled. Queer Musicians ATX has issued a call for queer disc jockeys to submit their names for their upcoming Pride competition. The event, happening June 14 at Coconut Club, will feature 10 DJs going head to head for big prizes โ€“ including a weekend set at Neon Grotto. If youโ€™re interested, reach out to @queermusiciansatx via direct message. 


CRAFT Presents: Queer Craft Club

Thursday 28, CRAFT

Join the CRAFT open workshop behind Canopy for a night of queer making at their community table. 5pm.

Glamp Glamp Presents Met Glampa: The Guilty Gala

Thursday 28, Lynnyโ€™s

This experimental queer performance art open-mic stage calls for classy and contrite inspirations. Sign upโ€™s at 6, and they promise theyโ€™re โ€œstarting on time this time.โ€ 7pm.

Anybody But Tony: All Stars 

Thursday 28, Barrett’s Too

Join DEI Comedy for their first anniversary event, featuring a lineup packed with all your favorite funny folks and hosts Everett and Holden. 8pm.

Javier and Melissa Talk About Love, OCD, Queerness, Catholicism, and Museums

Friday 29, MASS Gallery

Artists Javier Robelo and Melissa Fandos chat on the Gunter Street galleryโ€™s grounds about the above mentioned subjects, but also โ€œwalking, birds, cousins, therapists, photography, best friends, the sea, phones, gardens, and mothers.โ€ 8:30pm.

Hannah and Spencer End Homophobia

Friday 29 – Sunday 31, Fallout Theater

Thank GOD these guys have put this whole โ€œhating gay peopleโ€ thing to bed via a night of absurdist sketch comedy featuring Jo Foster, Syd Goin, Alisa Hernandez, Katy Matz, Andrew Miculka, Greg Phelps, Sam Pike, Will Stauber, and your guides for the evening, Hannah Schwager and Spencer Pruitt.

Down the Witches Road

Saturday 30, Hotel Vegas Patio

As part of the larger Geek Glams Bar Crawl, your Vixens of Volstead โ€“ May Magdalene, Mars, and Veronica Valentine โ€“ go witchy with a show inspired by spell-casters in pop culture. DJ Killgxrl spins. 4pm.

Craft + Chat

Saturday 30, Little Walnut Creek Branch Library

Join Asian Family Support Services of Austin along with Khush ATX for this crafting afternoon dedicated to queer South Asians. 2:30pm.

Drag for All

Saturday 30, OutWellness

Continue learning the art of drag from Haus of Pump, this time with โ€œintersex baddieโ€ Stellar Manx teaching lip sync techniques. Noon. 

Drag Me to the Tavern

Saturday 30, Tiny Minotaur

Explore this enchanted garden with fantasy showers bringing cute drag flowers in the form of Queen Whoopsie Daisy, Buzzettea, Leia Sakura, and your host Sir Beau Elliot, Esq. 9:30pm.

Mutual Aid Bake Sale

Saturday 30, Monkeywrench Books

A chance to snag vegan, gluten-free, and otherwise pastries with all donations going directly to disabled comrades and community members who need help with care and living expenses? Yum! 2pm.

Pop-Up Clay Club

Saturday 30, MASS Gallery

Get freakinโ€™ ceramicโ€™d with a pop-up from Monofonus Studios, the MASSโ€™ across-the-street neighbor. Both a showcase of the studioโ€™s membersโ€™ work as well as a market, this event curated by Grayson Hunt also features a fired up Earth Oven and by-donation mimosas. 11am.

Body Mechanics

Saturday 30, 4211 Todd Lane

Gearโ€™d up with nowhere to go? Try sliding over to hear DJs like Lyssetteโ€™s Missing, Future Blondes, Post Modern Sleaze, Jumpr (San Fran), and โ€œthe Diva Witch Bitchโ€ Divalis. 10pm.

Onda Nova

Sunday 31, AFS Cinema

Part of Queer Cinema: Lost and Found, a video from programmer Elizabeth Purchell precedes this soccer movie about a group of young women challenging the sportโ€™s social norms. 3:40pm

Cheer Austin Boat Party

Sunday 31, Highland Lakes Marina

Join the pom-pom parade for this fundraising excursion on a boat featuring a costume contest, lip sync battle, and more. Benefits Rainbow Connections ATX. 10:30am.

Coco Coquetteโ€™s Sweet Sixteen

Sunday 31, Coco Coquette

A tip of the wig to these birthday babes as they celebrate 16 years as a small biz with a confectionary costume contest, cake, and a 16% off sale throughout the shop. 2pm.

Critter Car Wash Fundraiser and Swim

Sunday 31, Package Austin

Your wheels will be sparkingly clean after the pups and handlers of Central Austin Boop Society give it a wash. Donations benefit the groups continuing programming for the local critter community, and get you access to the on-site pool, special drinks, and DJ spins by Chique Fil-Atio. Noon. 

Queer MMA

Sunday 31, Black Widow MMA

No experience necessary to join this free class led by Coach Lu and special guest Coach Morgan, a Tae Kwon Do specialist. Trans Resistance Project tables with trans medical care resources and info. 11am.

Wet T-Slur Contest

Sunday 31, Cheer Up Charlies

For their third year in a row, the trans hotties of Austin gather to compare soaked shirts under the watchful eye of โ€œmommyโ€ p1nkstar. Plus, the big water slide gets broken out. 4pm.

Xtasy Cookout

Sunday 31, allgo

Presented by Pride in Black ATX and allgo, this summer grill and chill features free entry, free food, and free testing courtesy of AHF. Plus DJ Que Fanci spins. 4pm.

D.E.B.S.

Wednesday 3, Hyperreal Film Club

Pride Month means TWO Carabiner Club screenings in June! First up is an Aughts sapphic action-comedy featuring โ€œitโ€ girls of the moment Jordana Brewster and Devon Aoki, and GMILF icon Holland Taylor. 7:30pm.

Times Square

Wednesday 3, Barrettโ€™s Too

Back around their old North Loop digs, Bloody Rose Boutique presents their Pride Movie & Music Series. The fun kicks off with an Eighties musical featuring Tim Curry and a live performance by Maiden Mother Crone. Plus, a mini vendor market. 7:30pm.

Lez Fest

Thursday 4, Hotel Vegas + Volstead

From Scissor Sisters ATX alongside sapphic social groups Aura and Sevens ATX comes a mega U-Haul truck-sized party featuring local bands, DJs, vendors, tattoo artists, and more โ€“ all for the lesbians! 6pm.

In the Calendar

Die Harder: The Burlesque Show

Friday 29, Sky Candy

You probably never imagined youโ€™d be seated at a burlesque show themed on the famous Bruce Willis holiday filmย Die Hard, but some of the best gifts come in surprising packages. Through โ€œstriptease, storytelling, and spectacle,โ€ aerial and burlesque artists will dazzle the eyes for a narrative-driven show bringing the action classic to life. Featuring Brad French, CanDeStroy, Ginger Snaps, Zoja Exotica, and many more, this show promises that youโ€™ll โ€œBuy the whole seat but youโ€™re only going to need the edge!!!!โ€ Snap up a VIP ticket while you still can โ€“ theyโ€™re going fast. โ€“ Kat McNevins

The Handmaiden

Saturday 30 – Sunday 31, Alamo Village, South Lamar, Slaughter Lane, Lakeline, and Mueller

A special place in heavenโ€™s reserved for good medium-to-medium adaptations, and buddy, itโ€™s pretty sparsely populated. Translating a work from its original format into a totally different one is a difficult task that many donโ€™t approach with the level of care shown by South Korean director Park Chan-wook in his cinematic re-creation of Sarah Watersโ€™ novelย Fingersmith. As erotic and English as the title implies, Watersโ€™ story gets transported to 1930s colonial Korea in the 2016 picture with the novelโ€™s Victorian class-centric conflict given a new dimension thanks to Parkโ€™s exploration of the eraโ€™s Japanese occupation. Hidden identities, pornographic paintings, and perhaps the most sexy massage of a rotten tooth ever committed to film accentuate the original novelโ€™s sapphic crime story while creating a visual journey thatโ€™s unassailably unique. โ€“ James Scott

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James Scott is a writer who has lived in Austin since 2017. He covers queer events, news, and anything pertaining to Austin's LGBTQ community. Catch his work writing film essays for Hyperreal Film Club, performing in Queer Film Theory 101 at Barrel O' Fun, or on his social media platforms: @thejokesboy on Twitter and Bluesky or @ghostofelectricity on Instagram.