The Aggressives at Hyperreal Film Club

To whom it definitely concerns, hot gay summer continues apace despite evil outside forcesโ€™ best attempts. Yeah, I mean, the horrors continue โ€“ homophobia and transphobia growing like weeds through societyโ€™s sidewalk cracks, making navigation harder and tripping and chipping a tooth a definite possibility. But most LGBTQ folks I know wear big-ass boots and heels, the perfect weapon for stomping down smear campaigns, unfaithful โ€œallies,โ€ and closeted cowards who care more about power than people. In totally unrelated news, did you hear about a certain senator with a very specific accent who died this weekend? Crazy stuff. Sometimes life does find a way. 

Topic switcheroo time: Austin Prideโ€™s opened up their performer submission form. Want your name shouted over the Fiesta Gardens lawn? Your face highlighted by a million rainbow flags, necklaces, and free condom wrappers? Well, this might be your year! Submit your performance plans through APโ€™s Google form to be entered into their โ€œlottery system,โ€ which is how the festival stage show slots get filled. There are a few rules to abide by, like no nudity (bummer), no glitter or fire (double bummer), and no more than four backup dancers (bummer boogie), but otherwise the stage is yours, girl. Take a freakinโ€™ chance, why donโ€™t ya?

Hair today, gone tomorrow: Local gay-owned barbershop Scruffโ€™s is closing their South First locale and consolidating all that snippinโ€™ know-how to their flagship on East Fifth. But this isnโ€™t the closing of one door; itโ€™s the opening wider of a different door, as Scruffโ€™s says their original Fifth venue โ€œhas been curated to create the best version of the Scruffโ€™s experience.โ€ If you had a standing appointment to get your beard, bouffant, or bald head tended to, itโ€™ll be moved over to the now singular spot. 

Frequent name on โ€“ and winner of โ€“ the Best Tarot Reader/Psychic category Angeliska Polacheck, aka Sister Temperance Tarot, has an upcoming gallery show โ€“ but not for their own work. In โ€œDouble Eternity: A Maggie Cook Polacheck Retrospective,โ€ Angeliskaโ€™s working with Blackfeather Gallery to uplift their motherโ€™s influential art career with her psychedelic pieces as well as archival scrapbooks capturing a specific moment in Austinโ€™s countercultural history. While the showโ€™s not until early August, Angeliska is opening a Kickstarter campaign to help fund both the show and a companion book by the same name. Donate if youโ€™re able!

Hereโ€™s hoping your July gets better or stays sweet, Reader. And if neither optionโ€™s open, just make sure you get your sunscreen on. Donโ€™t want to add a sunburn on top of other problems. 


Mochi Mochi: Wet

Thursday 16, the Highball

Who knew swimming with the fishes could be a good thing? Hosts Leia Sakura and Tatiana Cholula take it down where itโ€™s wetter and better for an aquatic edition of this monthly cosplay drag show. 9pm.

Girth Check

Friday 17, Luxx

Hot bods and an even hotter dance floor await at this party from Escobar Entertainment, Sir Rat, and Luxx. Plus, BabiDoll helms the DJ booth. 8pm.

Late Night Booty Call

Friday 17, Vector Collective Warehouse

All the way from HTX comes the best ass party around. Beats go all night, spun by Austinites Dragonn Queen and Amanda Koontz alongside Space Cityโ€™s Work Husbands. 2am.

Dungeons & Drag: Hot Monster Summer: A Dating Adventure

Friday 17, Tiny Minotaur Tavern

Roll the giant 20-sided die at this interactive drag show where performers Gnarly Manx, Ooo Lala, Marylin Moonlight, and dungeon mistress Petty Cakes lead adventurers through a steamy beach episode-style game. 8pm.

Our Bodies Our Lives Our Rights

Saturday 18, Triple Six Social

Raise funds for Planned Parenthood and their work with reproductive justices by rocking out with Grace the Empress, Dollhouse, Bi-Curious George, and Amber Elison. 6pm.

Texas Drag Wars

Saturday 18, DoubleTree by Hilton

Who will come out on top of this battle of the beautiful drag stars? Hosted by Kelly Kline, this competition crowns Miss Drag Wars 2026 and Miss Drag Wars All Stars 2026 โ€“ all while celebrating Austin Roundupโ€™s mission of recovery. 9pm.

khattie loves karaoke

Saturday 18, Barrettโ€™s Too

Belt your best ballad with host khattieQ at this karaoke night featuring delicious cookies from Black-owned Austin bakers the Cookie Jar Bar as well as a song contest for the tunes that contain the word โ€œwhat.โ€ All languages accepted! 3pm.

Annual Queer Resource Fair

Saturday 18, San Marcos Public Library

Community buildingโ€™s rarely been easier than at this packed resource fair, hosted by Lavender Space Inclusive Therapy. Enter for free and check out folks like Vivent Health, Bobcat Pride Scholarship Fund, Broke Thespians, and many more. 3pm.

Pigs in Wigs

Saturday 18, Central Texas Pig Rescue

Let these beautiful porcine creatures hog up your morning at this volunteer โ€œwerkโ€ day hosted by Round Rock Pride and Xtra. Enter code XTRAFRIENDS for free tix. 9am.

Coming Out: No Kings Just Queens

Saturday 18, ColdTowne

Moe Christine leads this special stand-up showcase of all queer women comics to celebrate that โ€œthe U.S isnโ€™t ruled by kings, itโ€™s ruled by queens.โ€ Get an extra discount on your tix with the code SATURDAY20. 8pm.

Marine Matelotage

Saturday 18, RSVP for location

Shiver your timbers with Lezzz B. Honest and Violet Aziza for a poolside pirate party celebrating Venus Risingโ€™s b-day. Thereโ€™ll be drag, food, games, and carne asada for a little extra. 7pm.

Richard Simmons Party Bus

Saturday 18, Barton Springs

Join R. Simmonsโ€™ biggest fan, Erica Nix, in your striped shorts and red tank top for a tour de Simmons in honor of his birthday โ€“ and Ericaโ€™s! Only 30 spots available, so grab your tix soon! 4pm.

Drag Queen Game Show

Saturday 18, Barrel Oโ€™ Fun

Head for big-top fun at the Mueller Alamoโ€™s circus-themed bar as hosts Celia Light and Mars run goofy games all night. 7pm.

Blue Bark Boat Bash

Saturday 18, Lake Travis

Donโ€™t be afraid to let the fur fly at this 21+ boat party from furry friends ATX Blue Bark. Thereโ€™ll be music, food, drinks, and a water slide, so snag your tickets now because capacity is limited. 1pm.

The Aggressives

Sunday 19, Hyperreal Film Club

In collaboration with Butch Prom, HFC screens this documentary focused on the early 2000s BIPOC queer and trans-masc scene in New York. Plus, a pre-film performance by Sir Beau Elliot, Esq. 7pm.

Leznite

Sunday 19, Aniโ€™s Day and Night

Get soaked at Lezzz B. Honest for a water gun and balloon fight in honor of host Venus Risingโ€™s birthday. Plus, a dry section with vendors, food, drinks, and fun for all ages. 7pm.

Queerbomb: An Imperfect Gallery Experience

Sunday 19 – Thursday 23, the Loading Dock

Check out local queer art and help fund next yearโ€™s alt-Pride Queerbomb at this exhibition featuring pieces from Austin and underground makers.

Safety Dyke Training

Sunday 19, RSVP for location

Learn about bystander intervention, environmental awareness, and group self-defense from the pros in Queer MMA during this collab class with Austin Dyke March. Entryโ€™s donation-based ($5-10). 2:30pm.

Sapphic Singles

Sunday 19, Simonaโ€™s Coffee + Cocktails

Meet your new lover, friend, or foe at this social event hosted by Erin and Areesha. 5pm.

Really Really Free Market

Sunday 19, Treasure City Thrift

If you havenโ€™t checked out TCTโ€™s new digs, this mercado gratis is the perfect time, with bins of clothes and other treasures up for grabs totally free. Plus 50% pink tags inside. 1pm.

Bronco 2

Monday 20, Sagebrush

Now hereโ€™s a hoedown for the slightly more advanced stepper, with line dance lessons from Country Fried Dance and spins by DJ Ed West. 7pm.

LGBTQ Quality of Life Advisory Commission Meeting

Monday 20, Austin City Hall

Every third Monday, your LGBTQ Advisory Commission discusses the priorities and needs of the Austin queer community. Join โ€™em in Board & Commission Room 1101. 6:30pm.

Queer Trivia & Kiki and Karaoke

Tuesday 21, Cheer Up Charlies

The Little Gay Shop and host Aira Juliet ask you to get real with this weekโ€™s trivia night themed to reality TV! Bring your best Jersey Shore, Love Island, and My Life on the D List knowledge, and stick around afterward for Airaโ€™s karaoke bonanza.ย 

And They Were Roommates: Nickelodeon Edition

Wednesday 22, Rain on 4th

Tiny Taurus and Miss Steelya Girl tune their trans and lesbian centric drag showโ€™s frequency to that classic orange cartoon channel, with performances themed around Nicktoons of yore. 10:30pm.

Why Am I Always Bloated?

Thursday 23, OutWellness

If youโ€™re asking this question, come learn more about the gut, your pelvic floor, and how to adopt habits that help rather than hinder digestion โ€“ย all in a welcoming and inclusive environment. 6:30pm.

Queer Film Night

Thursday 23, the Vortex

The Party Pixie and the Vortex throw a movie party in honor of Non-Binary Awareness Week, with a surprise screening, queer vendor market, and beats by DJ Miho make the night as special as our enby community. 8pm.

Greetings From Queer Mountain

Thursday 23, Aniโ€™s Day and Night

This classic queer storytelling night returns at a new venue in collaboration with Pride in Black ATX. The theme? Unpopular opinions and hot takes, so prepare to be either offended or deeply validated. 7:30pm.

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James Scott is a writer who has lived in Austin since 2017. He covers queer events, news, and anything pertaining to Austin's LGBTQ community. Catch his work writing film essays for Hyperreal Film Club, performing in Queer Film Theory 101 at Barrel O' Fun, or on his social media platforms: @thejokesboy on Twitter and Bluesky or @ghostofelectricity on Instagram.