To whom it definitely concerns, hot gay summer continues apace despite evil outside forcesโ best attempts. Yeah, I mean, the horrors continue โ homophobia and transphobia growing like weeds through societyโs sidewalk cracks, making navigation harder and tripping and chipping a tooth a definite possibility. But most LGBTQ folks I know wear big-ass boots and heels, the perfect weapon for stomping down smear campaigns, unfaithful โallies,โ and closeted cowards who care more about power than people. In totally unrelated news, did you hear about a certain senator with a very specific accent who died this weekend? Crazy stuff. Sometimes life does find a way.
Topic switcheroo time: Austin Prideโs opened up their performer submission form. Want your name shouted over the Fiesta Gardens lawn? Your face highlighted by a million rainbow flags, necklaces, and free condom wrappers? Well, this might be your year! Submit your performance plans through APโs Google form to be entered into their โlottery system,โ which is how the festival stage show slots get filled. There are a few rules to abide by, like no nudity (bummer), no glitter or fire (double bummer), and no more than four backup dancers (bummer boogie), but otherwise the stage is yours, girl. Take a freakinโ chance, why donโt ya?
Hair today, gone tomorrow: Local gay-owned barbershop Scruffโs is closing their South First locale and consolidating all that snippinโ know-how to their flagship on East Fifth. But this isnโt the closing of one door; itโs the opening wider of a different door, as Scruffโs says their original Fifth venue โhas been curated to create the best version of the Scruffโs experience.โ If you had a standing appointment to get your beard, bouffant, or bald head tended to, itโll be moved over to the now singular spot.
Frequent name on โ and winner of โ the Best Tarot Reader/Psychic category Angeliska Polacheck, aka Sister Temperance Tarot, has an upcoming gallery show โ but not for their own work. In โDouble Eternity: A Maggie Cook Polacheck Retrospective,โ Angeliskaโs working with Blackfeather Gallery to uplift their motherโs influential art career with her psychedelic pieces as well as archival scrapbooks capturing a specific moment in Austinโs countercultural history. While the showโs not until early August, Angeliska is opening a Kickstarter campaign to help fund both the show and a companion book by the same name. Donate if youโre able!
Hereโs hoping your July gets better or stays sweet, Reader. And if neither optionโs open, just make sure you get your sunscreen on. Donโt want to add a sunburn on top of other problems.
Mochi Mochi: Wet
Thursday 16, the Highball
Who knew swimming with the fishes could be a good thing? Hosts Leia Sakura and Tatiana Cholula take it down where itโs wetter and better for an aquatic edition of this monthly cosplay drag show. 9pm.
Girth Check
Friday 17, Luxx
Hot bods and an even hotter dance floor await at this party from Escobar Entertainment, Sir Rat, and Luxx. Plus, BabiDoll helms the DJ booth. 8pm.
Late Night Booty Call
Friday 17, Vector Collective Warehouse
All the way from HTX comes the best ass party around. Beats go all night, spun by Austinites Dragonn Queen and Amanda Koontz alongside Space Cityโs Work Husbands. 2am.
Dungeons & Drag: Hot Monster Summer: A Dating Adventure
Friday 17, Tiny Minotaur Tavern
Roll the giant 20-sided die at this interactive drag show where performers Gnarly Manx, Ooo Lala, Marylin Moonlight, and dungeon mistress Petty Cakes lead adventurers through a steamy beach episode-style game. 8pm.
Our Bodies Our Lives Our Rights
Saturday 18, Triple Six Social
Raise funds for Planned Parenthood and their work with reproductive justices by rocking out with Grace the Empress, Dollhouse, Bi-Curious George, and Amber Elison. 6pm.
Texas Drag Wars
Saturday 18, DoubleTree by Hilton
Who will come out on top of this battle of the beautiful drag stars? Hosted by Kelly Kline, this competition crowns Miss Drag Wars 2026 and Miss Drag Wars All Stars 2026 โ all while celebrating Austin Roundupโs mission of recovery. 9pm.
khattie loves karaoke
Saturday 18, Barrettโs Too
Belt your best ballad with host khattieQ at this karaoke night featuring delicious cookies from Black-owned Austin bakers the Cookie Jar Bar as well as a song contest for the tunes that contain the word โwhat.โ All languages accepted! 3pm.
Annual Queer Resource Fair
Saturday 18, San Marcos Public Library
Community buildingโs rarely been easier than at this packed resource fair, hosted by Lavender Space Inclusive Therapy. Enter for free and check out folks like Vivent Health, Bobcat Pride Scholarship Fund, Broke Thespians, and many more. 3pm.
Pigs in Wigs
Saturday 18, Central Texas Pig Rescue
Let these beautiful porcine creatures hog up your morning at this volunteer โwerkโ day hosted by Round Rock Pride and Xtra. Enter code XTRAFRIENDS for free tix. 9am.
Coming Out: No Kings Just Queens
Saturday 18, ColdTowne
Moe Christine leads this special stand-up showcase of all queer women comics to celebrate that โthe U.S isnโt ruled by kings, itโs ruled by queens.โ Get an extra discount on your tix with the code SATURDAY20. 8pm.
Marine Matelotage
Saturday 18, RSVP for location
Shiver your timbers with Lezzz B. Honest and Violet Aziza for a poolside pirate party celebrating Venus Risingโs b-day. Thereโll be drag, food, games, and carne asada for a little extra. 7pm.
Richard Simmons Party Bus
Saturday 18, Barton Springs
Join R. Simmonsโ biggest fan, Erica Nix, in your striped shorts and red tank top for a tour de Simmons in honor of his birthday โ and Ericaโs! Only 30 spots available, so grab your tix soon! 4pm.
Drag Queen Game Show
Saturday 18, Barrel Oโ Fun
Head for big-top fun at the Mueller Alamoโs circus-themed bar as hosts Celia Light and Mars run goofy games all night. 7pm.
Blue Bark Boat Bash
Saturday 18, Lake Travis
Donโt be afraid to let the fur fly at this 21+ boat party from furry friends ATX Blue Bark. Thereโll be music, food, drinks, and a water slide, so snag your tickets now because capacity is limited. 1pm.
The Aggressives
Sunday 19, Hyperreal Film Club
In collaboration with Butch Prom, HFC screens this documentary focused on the early 2000s BIPOC queer and trans-masc scene in New York. Plus, a pre-film performance by Sir Beau Elliot, Esq. 7pm.
Leznite
Sunday 19, Aniโs Day and Night
Get soaked at Lezzz B. Honest for a water gun and balloon fight in honor of host Venus Risingโs birthday. Plus, a dry section with vendors, food, drinks, and fun for all ages. 7pm.
Queerbomb: An Imperfect Gallery Experience
Sunday 19 – Thursday 23, the Loading Dock
Check out local queer art and help fund next yearโs alt-Pride Queerbomb at this exhibition featuring pieces from Austin and underground makers.
Safety Dyke Training
Sunday 19, RSVP for location
Learn about bystander intervention, environmental awareness, and group self-defense from the pros in Queer MMA during this collab class with Austin Dyke March. Entryโs donation-based ($5-10). 2:30pm.
Sapphic Singles
Sunday 19, Simonaโs Coffee + Cocktails
Meet your new lover, friend, or foe at this social event hosted by Erin and Areesha. 5pm.
Really Really Free Market
Sunday 19, Treasure City Thrift
If you havenโt checked out TCTโs new digs, this mercado gratis is the perfect time, with bins of clothes and other treasures up for grabs totally free. Plus 50% pink tags inside. 1pm.
Bronco 2
Monday 20, Sagebrush
Now hereโs a hoedown for the slightly more advanced stepper, with line dance lessons from Country Fried Dance and spins by DJ Ed West. 7pm.
LGBTQ Quality of Life Advisory Commission Meeting
Monday 20, Austin City Hall
Every third Monday, your LGBTQ Advisory Commission discusses the priorities and needs of the Austin queer community. Join โem in Board & Commission Room 1101. 6:30pm.
Queer Trivia & Kiki and Karaoke
Tuesday 21, Cheer Up Charlies
The Little Gay Shop and host Aira Juliet ask you to get real with this weekโs trivia night themed to reality TV! Bring your best Jersey Shore, Love Island, and My Life on the D List knowledge, and stick around afterward for Airaโs karaoke bonanza.ย
And They Were Roommates: Nickelodeon Edition
Wednesday 22, Rain on 4th
Tiny Taurus and Miss Steelya Girl tune their trans and lesbian centric drag showโs frequency to that classic orange cartoon channel, with performances themed around Nicktoons of yore. 10:30pm.
Why Am I Always Bloated?
Thursday 23, OutWellness
If youโre asking this question, come learn more about the gut, your pelvic floor, and how to adopt habits that help rather than hinder digestion โย all in a welcoming and inclusive environment. 6:30pm.
Queer Film Night
Thursday 23, the Vortex
The Party Pixie and the Vortex throw a movie party in honor of Non-Binary Awareness Week, with a surprise screening, queer vendor market, and beats by DJ Miho make the night as special as our enby community. 8pm.
Greetings From Queer Mountain
Thursday 23, Aniโs Day and Night
This classic queer storytelling night returns at a new venue in collaboration with Pride in Black ATX. The theme? Unpopular opinions and hot takes, so prepare to be either offended or deeply validated. 7:30pm.
This article appears in July 17 โข 2026.



