Mother Natalie Lepore at Austin Vogue Nights Credit: Jana Birchum

Happy week before Valentineโ€™s Day, Reader! Maybe you have a sweetheart or several at once; maybe youโ€™re single but still want to mingle; or maybe you just want to have a nice time despite the horrors โ€“ whatever the situation may be, the time to plan a stellar V-Day is now. Next week, eh, thatโ€™ll narrow the options for a romantic dinner down to Whataburger. (Not that the right person wouldnโ€™t be down for two patty melts and a coupleโ€™s beef-induced coma session, I supposeโ€ฆ)

Austinโ€™s got a good selection of queer-owned restaurants to take your sweeties โ€“ helping support your community as well as satiate your hunger. South Lamarโ€™s Spanish spot El Raval โ€“ headed up by chef Laila Bazahm โ€“ has a special Valentineโ€™s Day-only, five-course meal featuring Ibรฉrico ham, lobster, spicy tomato sauce, wagyu short rib stew, and plenty of potatoes made fancy. Looking to enjoy a chicken heart yakitori with the one who holds your heart? Stop by Kazu Fukumotoโ€™s self-titled izakaya on Sixth and Medina, where delicious and elevated Japanese-style bar staples will leave you satisfied. Or maybe, since V-Day falls on a Saturday this year, you can enjoy a romantic brunch at the new outpost of biscuit haven Lynnyโ€™s over on 12th. Coffee, crispy edged fried eggs, and carbs worth ruining your new yearโ€™s diet for await. (Plus, theyโ€™re open Mondays now, just in case you lost track of time locking lips all weekend.)

Hmmmm, what else, what else. Oh! Parade and festival registration for this yearโ€™s Austin Pride have opened up. The orgโ€™s Insta post warns that โ€œsponsors and vendors are already claiming prime placementsโ€ so if you want to get a good spot, I suppose you ought to hurry on up. 

Hard to think about June already! Letโ€™s try to get through these next six weeks of winter. Stay aware, stay safe, and stay open to love.


Austin Vogue Nights 

Thursday 5, Swan Dive

Kick off February with this monthly mini-ball. Ms. Girl6, aka Mother Natalie Lepore, emcees with DJ BabiDoll at the decks. Check @centraltxkikiscene for a rundown of this monthโ€™s category requirements. 10pm.

Mistress Madness

Thursday 5, Highland Lounge

Sheโ€™s fired up the Drag Race fans, now Mistress Isabelle Brooks lights up Austin with this competitive drag blowout featuring 10 queens vying for the top title. Audience participation expected, as are chaos and kooky behavior. 9pm.

Stampede

Friday 6, the Highball

Donโ€™t get caught underfoot of this line dance party, because this Neon Rainbows boot-stompinโ€™ ainโ€™t no joke. All levels are welcome with Country Fried Dance teaching beginner lessons and two-stepping in between. 8pm.

Loverboy Anthems Only

Friday 6, Cheer Up Charlies

If that hockey showโ€™s got you all warmed up, skate on over to this all-gay-anthem DJ night themed to the Canadian TV sensation. On deck are DJs Ryan McClure, Lidia Beatz, and Scam Likely โ€“ plus Aira Juliet hosts a Hollander & Rozanov look-alike contest. 10pm.

First Fridays

Friday 6, Rain on 4th

Pride in Black ATX returns to Fourth to welcome in Black History Month. Februaryโ€™s DJ select is She23, whoโ€™ll warm everyone up with slow jams. โ€œBut donโ€™t worry,โ€ promises the organizers, โ€œwe gone throw a lil ass too!!โ€ Phew! 10pm.

GRRRLโ€™s Night In

Friday 6, Oilcanโ€™s

The grrrls โ€“ RIOTGIRL and Titty Androgynous โ€“ are having a sleepover and youโ€™re invited! Join the hosts of this queer and trans celebration for a nostalgic night featuring Y2K tunes and a pajama dress code. 11pm.

Walk-In Day

Saturday 7, Queer Audacity

Get fresh ink right as February starts from one of the talented tattoo artists situated in Springdale General. Flash sets avails, but it’s all first come, first served, so arrive early to secure your spot. 11am.

Hot Yoga

Saturday 7, Pure Yoga Texas North & Downtown Austin

Cheer Austin continues their fundraising efforts for local queer orgs with this hot-yoga class benefiting Rainbow Connections ATX. Attend a 90-minute session at either their Burnet Road or Oakland Avenue locations, and your $15 minimum donation will help support LGBTQ eldercare. 10am. 

Black Queer Renaissance

Saturday 7, Carver Museum

As part of the Carver Museumโ€™s Black History Month kick-off, TribRelations, writer Marzetta McClung, and Pride in Black ATX lead a kiki ball themed to the Harlem Renaissance. 5pm.

Mi Casa Es Su Teatro

Saturday 7, Mishpocha Woods Artist Compound

Self-described as โ€œa dangerously DIY domestic fringe fest,โ€ this theatrical gathering supported by Hyde Park Theatre and FronteraFest features over 20 experiments in short plays, installations, spaces, and clowns. Plus, beer, food, zines, and plenty of cool peeps to share your time with. 11am. 

Slide Into the DMs

Saturday 7, Fallout Theater

Fall in love for the first time with this social media inbox-inspired comedy show. Angelina Martin hosts as comics take real-life romantic horror stories and spin โ€™em into improv gold. Make sure to laugh really loud; this is their first Valentineโ€™s Day taping! 10pm.

Big Tits Bigger Dreams

Saturday 7, Oilcanโ€™s

Brigitte Bandit hosts this non-competitive drag open mic for alllll the budding performers out there who just need a welcoming space to bloom โ€“ and get professional pics taken. Sign-ups open on Thursday through the @bigtitsbiggerdreams Insta. 7pm.

Queer Mic

Sunday 8, the Vortex

From the folks who brought you Try Hard Mic and Anybody but Tony, a new LGBTQ stand-up showcase emerges. Sign up for what DEI comedy says is a queer open mic where โ€œwe curate this space to keep out the riffraff,โ€ aka jerks. 8:30pm.

Score

Sunday 8, AFS Cinema

Radley Metzgerโ€™s raunchy little romance based on an off-Broadway play finds bisexual marrieds Jack and Elvira (extremely bi-coded names) challenging each other to woo a couple naive newlyweds. Apparently thereโ€™s softcore and hardcore versions, but Iโ€™ll let you guess which oneโ€™s screening this weekend with an opening from programmer Elizabeth Purchell. No, really: Your guess is as good as mineโ€ฆ 3:45pm.

Beyond Gravity

Sunday 8, We Luv Video

To counteract recent sour events, SunGays gives us something sweet. This New Zealand-made short film from the late Eighties follows an anxious man pursued by a brash loverboy with expectedly cute results. 7pm.

Super Bowl Watch Party

Sunday 8, RSVP for location

OutWellness hosts a watch party for that big football game happening during the Bad Bunny concert. All you gotta do is RSVP via DM and bring a football-themed snack. 5:30pm.

Perreo Club Super Bowl Party

Sunday 8, Coconut Club

Watch the Bad Bunny concert-slash-football game with your Perreo Club pals. Starting at 11am with Rebekahโ€™s RITMO fitness class and leading right into Chef Jose Vegaโ€™s Lechon a la Vara โ€“ whole roasted pig โ€“ thisโ€™ll be an all-day party soundtracked by DJs Suxxy Puxxy and Soularreal. 11am.

Bad Bunny Super Bowl Watch Party

Sunday 8, Cheer Up Charlies

Enjoy the football game โ€“ or Benito Bowl, as CUC calls it โ€“ with free burger, hot dog, and salad stations, spins from DJ Scam Likely, and post-game Latinx karaoke. 7pm.

Queer Cuties Market

Sunday 8, the Little Gay Shop

Fill your heart with objects and items made by local queer vendors at this TLGS-curated market. Plus, a Rainbow Connections ATX-helmed station to make cute Valentineโ€™s cards for queer elders. 11am. 

100 Years of Dyke

Sunday 8, Aniโ€™s Day & Night

Youโ€™ve waited 100 years for this sapphic panel. Whatโ€™s a week? Thawed out from the previous freeze, Austin Dyke Marchโ€™s dyke table talk and lesbian variety show returns with collaborators TribRelations and Futch Fetish in tow. Damiana Divine, Hurricane Short King, BeeBee Blvnt, and Venus Rising host. 12pm.

Vanjie

Thursday 12, Oilcanโ€™s

Icon of the Drag Race oeuvre, Vanessa Vanjie dazzles on the Oilcan stage with host Celia Light and local cast members Brigitte Bandit, Casady Milan, Lawrie Bird, Harlott, and Ryan. Grab your tickets soon, because theseโ€™ll sell out quick โ€“ if they havenโ€™t already! 10pm.

Tunnel Vision

Thursday 12, Elysium

Set sights to sickening for this returning show from host Solovino, featuring performances by Flex Brojas, Franky Laโ€™Mour, Demavoid, Basura, Dante Picante, Liz Dexia, and Slaylem Cholula Cuntress. Plus a vendor market. 10pm.

In the Calendar

Roller Rodeo Disco

Monday 9, Pins & Wheels at Playland

Swing your partner round and round, but not too hard! Yโ€™all have roller skates on, after all. Neon Rainbows โ€“ Austinโ€™s very own queer country party planners โ€“ bring the rodeo to the roller-rink with a big olโ€™ bash hosted by drag delights Brigitte Bandit and Travis Randy Travis. DJ Ed West spins โ€œCosmic Country Remixes & Hot Disco Beatsโ€; orgs like Trans Texas, ASHwell, and Vada Counseling set up a queer wellness market; and a costume contest asks competitors to dress in their best rhinestones, wigs, and chaps. โ€“ James Scott

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James Scott is a writer who has lived in Austin since 2017. He covers queer events, news, and anything pertaining to Austin's LGBTQ community. Catch his work writing film essays for Hyperreal Film Club, performing in Queer Film Theory 101 at Barrel O' Fun, or on his social media platforms: @thejokesboy on Twitter and Bluesky or @ghostofelectricity on Instagram.