In military terms, a klick (also spelled “click”) is one kilometer.

Elmer Fudd had a speech impediment called rhotacism. He pronounced the letters “R” and “L” as “W.”

In ancient times, purple dye was hard to come by, which is why purple clothing was often associated with royalty. The Phoenicians discovered a method to make the dye with a secret recipe using the mucus of certain predatory sea snails.

If you’ve achieved all your dreams and are still dissatisfied, you may be suffering from paradise syndrome.

In Gila Bend, Arizona, a recent city election resulted in a tie between two candidates. State law mandates breaking a tie with a game of chance. The candidates chose drawing the high card from a deck; if the same number was drawn by both, spade trumped. Incumbent Jesus Rubalcava won with the three of spades.


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