According to psychic Jackie Stallone, Sen. Arlen Specter
was a goldfish in a past life.
Some plastic surgeons like to practice their laser resurfacing
technique on tomatoes, which have similar properties to human skin.
The French poet Apollinaire had illness of the mammary glands that caused him
to produce breast milk.
A typical night with geishas for five men costs about $10,000. Despite
Western misconceptions, this doesn’t necessarily include sex. An established
geisha has about a dozen kimonos worth $20,000 each.
Hitler had a pet dog named “Blondie.”
The above is information which Mr. Smarty Pants read in a book, a magazine, or
the newspaper; heard on the radio; saw on television; or overheard at a party.
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This article appears in January 5 • 1996 and January 5 • 1996 (Cover).