Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: That extra syllable is a huuuge time-waster
The patient gentility of the anagram ASAP
The Luv Doc
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: Italian Boyfriends and Perky, Bleach-Blonde Updos
In the real world of the 99-percenter, however, moral questions are rarely black-and-white
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: The Stockholm Syndrome
Volleyball: Seriously, it’s like a crowded game of badminton with a huge, unfeathered cock
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: The Mind-Numbing Hell of Child-Oriented Places
For aeons, child rearing was just a begrudging afterthought, and somehow humanity managed to march forward
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: Bikinis, Banana Hammocks, and Baby Oil
You can never be overdressed or overeducated
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: Stop Talking About Your Workout. Forever.
A great body doesn’t make you interesting, it just makes your dullness slightly more tolerable.
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: Parachute Pants and a Kentucky Waterfall
A miniature pony is an even awesomer chick magnet than an IROC-Z
Posted inColumns
The Luv Doc: Insufferable Narcissists
Just the act of procreative sex is an undertaking of considerable hubris.
