The Luv Doc

An individual is more than what he posts on his Facebook page.

You’re kind of a superhero when you’re unconscious

If Westerns have taught us anything, it’s that dancing isn’t fun – especially when someone is shooting at your feet.

You probably have an irresistible animal magnetism that your boss’s wife can’t resist

This is why foreigners hate Americans so much: Our ignorance, our self-absorption, our oblivion.

Old people creep everyone out – including themselves

You’re not special even though ironically, specialness is the American mantra.

It’s the classic dichotomy: Boat or anchor; gas or brakes, branches or roots …

Ever find a half-eaten Hot Pocket in the crack of your sofa?

Sometimes you say ‘yes’ when you really mean ‘maybe.’

Only a dumbass would let another man make his liquor

Who is the animal in this scenario?