The Luv Doc

This is why foreigners hate Americans so much: Our ignorance, our self-absorption, our oblivion.

Old people creep everyone out – including themselves

You’re not special even though ironically, specialness is the American mantra.

It’s the classic dichotomy: Boat or anchor; gas or brakes, branches or roots …

Ever find a half-eaten Hot Pocket in the crack of your sofa?

Sometimes you say ‘yes’ when you really mean ‘maybe.’

Only a dumbass would let another man make his liquor

Who is the animal in this scenario?

You’re more than just a collection of productive hair follicles.

Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night

If you’re the friend of your friend’s enemy, doesn’t that make you the enemy of your friend?

Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.