The Luv Doc

Sometimes you say ‘yes’ when you really mean ‘maybe.’

Only a dumbass would let another man make his liquor

Who is the animal in this scenario?

You’re more than just a collection of productive hair follicles.

Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night

If you’re the friend of your friend’s enemy, doesn’t that make you the enemy of your friend?

Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.

The patient gentility of the anagram ASAP

In the real world of the 99-percenter, however, moral questions are rarely black-and-white

Volleyball: Seriously, it’s like a crowded game of badminton with a huge, unfeathered cock

For aeons, child rearing was just a begrudging afterthought, and somehow humanity managed to march forward

You can never be overdressed or overeducated