The Luv Doc

Sex lasts maybe 15 minutes, but crazy lasts all fucking day … and night

If you’re the friend of your friend’s enemy, doesn’t that make you the enemy of your friend?

Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.

The patient gentility of the anagram ASAP

In the real world of the 99-percenter, however, moral questions are rarely black-and-white

Volleyball: Seriously, it’s like a crowded game of badminton with a huge, unfeathered cock

For aeons, child rearing was just a begrudging afterthought, and somehow humanity managed to march forward

You can never be overdressed or overeducated

A great body doesn’t make you interesting, it just makes your dullness slightly more tolerable.

A miniature pony is an even awesomer chick magnet than an IROC-Z

Just the act of procreative sex is an undertaking of considerable hubris.