The Luv Doc

Maybe you should stop buying your trail mix at Whole Foods

Really, what woman wouldn’t want to be Melanie Griffith?

Unfortunately, allergies aren’t something you can just wish away.

Maybe you should try something really dirty

In Austin, fashion is based on the following question: Will I sweat in it?

Dude, when are you going to get your shit together?

Why the LuvDoc can’t buy Tricia’s rubber bands

An individual is more than what he posts on his Facebook page.

You’re kind of a superhero when you’re unconscious

If Westerns have taught us anything, it’s that dancing isn’t fun – especially when someone is shooting at your feet.

You probably have an irresistible animal magnetism that your boss’s wife can’t resist

This is why foreigners hate Americans so much: Our ignorance, our self-absorption, our oblivion.