The Luv Doc

Not everyone needs to gaze constantly into the pool of Narcissus

Nobody wants a fiery taint on their first date

Yes, you should stop checking his phone

A little homespun wisdom from Dub Nelly

Yes, even a little bit of milk

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

The Luv Doc is a bad planner

Something very fundamental is missing

Vegetarians are a little farty and occasionally sanctimonious

Baby Goose and Riri not included