Beware the gay. We might make you tuck in yer shirt.

Recently Messer passed me this trailer for a right-wing anti-gay propaganda video, entitled They’re Coming to Your Town. Who’s “They?”

We are. Fudgin’ Homos.

Highlighted by a story in Eureka Springs, AR, in which the city council did in fact have gay people on it, who did, in fact, have opinions about same-sex legislation and thus, voted thusly. Sally Kern got all agro about it, (and not even a slap on the wrist for calling gays worse than terrorism, shit!) and now the American Family Association has made a video “perfect for Sunday schools,” only $14.95 (save over 33% if you order five!) so you can have your own copy to “Watch and learn,” says the trailer, “how to fight a well-organized gay agenda to take over the cities of America, one city at a time.”

So, watch theirs, to see how crazy real religion can get. Theeeeeen, check a parody and get the dirty right wing stank offa ya. If this doesn’t help, we suggest a cold shower and that soap that feels like sandpaper.

Youtube video

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