Par-tay ova heeeeeah! Credit: photo by Celesta Danger

Well, the clock struck one. We have Sharon Bridgforth Ticket Winners (and a consolation prize winner)!

Our two first place winners, who will receive tickets to tonight’s performance of Bridgforth’s delta dandi and their winning haiku entries are as follows:

Bring forth our Bridgforth,

unleash the phenomenal.

Guts. Grace. Damn dandi!
                  – Lois Rodriguez

and

Sharon has no hair.

Bald is now quite beautiful.

Where are my scissors?
                  – Sherie Railsback

WHOOT! Congratulations, winners! Enjoy the show!

And hey, what is a contest without a consolation prize? Out of the wash of entries, I called this particular
haikuer to ask for publishing rights. She will receive a special Gay Place consolation prize in the mail!

vegan as i am

once or thrice i ate fried chick

it was worth the kill.
                  – Jaclyn Pryor

Thanks, everybody for entering!

This article appears in January 9 • 2009.

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